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  Volume 1  Issue 12       November 2003 

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Metaphysical Miscellany

Celestial Activities
Moon Phases November and December 

Current Solar Data (from NOAA)

Messages From the Movies
The Matrix Revolutions

Under The Tuscan Sun

Healing Habits
Pink VS Blue - Who Will Win the Sweetener War?
by Dr. Janet Starr Hull

The Hollow Earth
Books and Other Hollow Earth Sources

"T E L O S" Telepathic Communication from Earth's Interior
by Dianne Robbins

ASK MIKOS
Channeled by Eric Karagounis

The Hollow Earth Circle

The Hollow Earth Field

Monthly Energy Exercise
Light Play: Changing a Situation with Solar Light 
by Orin and DaBen

Spiritual Expressions
Sentinels of the Sky
Conversations with Chief Joseph
What Is The Best Way To Be Joyful?
by John Cali

Sentinels of the Sky
Conversations with Chief Joseph
When Bad Things Happen
by John Cali

Matthew's Message
September 16, 2003

Matthew's Message 
October 17,2003

Events
Recent Guests on the Isle Of Light Radio Show for the Month

Denver Area Meditation Group

Orin and DaBen Sunday Meditations

Swami's in Florida November 7th-16th!

The Diamond Pyramid of Light Conference

Brodingnagian Bards, a Renaissance in Celtic Music Upcoming Shows

Cyndy Green November 15, 2003 
in Boulder, Colorado
presented by Choose Peace Now

New Moon Cetacean Meditation
 November 23, 2003
by Chyrene Pendleton

World Day of Love and Thanks to Water
November 25, 2003

In Joy and Laughter
Things To Ponder Over

Catching Snowflakes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Metaphysical Miscellany

 

Celestial Activities 

Moon and Sun Phases

November, 2003

First Quarter - November 1st
Full Moon - November 9th
Last Quarter - November 17th
New Moon - November 23rd
First Quarter - November 30th

 

December, 2003

Full Moon - December 8th
Last Quarter - December 16th
New Moon - December 23rd
First Quarter - December 30th

 

 

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Current Solar Data (from NOAA)

 

Solar X-rays:

Geomagnetic Field:
Status
Status

Courtesy of n3kl.org 

Current solar data is courtesy of n3kl.org.  For more information on current solar data visit n3kl.org or visit NOAA current weather page Today's Space Weather.

Special thanks to NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) visit their main page at Space Environment Center.

For educational information from NOAA go to  
NOAA Space Environment Center
Education.

 

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Messages From The Movies


The Matrix Revolutions

Release Date: November 5, 2003
Rated: R - for sci-fi violence and brief sexual content
Running Time: 129 minutes 

Directed and Written by: Larry Wachowski, Andy Wachowski 
Producer: Joel Silver, Andy Wachowski
Stars: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Nona Gaye, Monica Bellucci, Hugo Weaving

Review by Dale Finnila

Matrix Revolution is a transformational movie.  It typifies the actions all of us should be seeking at this time.  It is time to put away man-made weapons and reach deep down within, and discover the divine nature that is within each and every one of us.  The world can continue to fight the losing battles as the people of Zion did. Trusting in the mind without inner knowing is folly.  Each and every lightworker and for that matter each human is called to reach within at this time of great transformation.  Look around and see how this movie is echoing the very essence of our time in creation. 

If you haven't heard the Harmonic Concordance has occurred.  This new stargate that is opened is not something  groups like the last cabal can control.  This is beyond their reach.  The new energies are like the insights Neo gains through his steps out of the dimensions of the matrix. 

As Neo battles physically with agent Smith he struggles in despair; but when he reaches within and merges with the apparent evil of agent Smith he allows the light to shine, it becomes no contest.  Wherever a light shines darkness is vanquished.  Light does not do battle with darkness it simply is that which it is, a shining brilliance of love and beauty. Darkness does not limit light, light dispels darkness.

In our realm as in the matrix it is not possible for the creator to operate except through the creation and the inhabitants there of.  In other words, each of us must recognize who we are, and that by bringing thru the light and shining into the darkness, we will find deliverance.  It is not battle, it is  rather shining your light without giving away your power.  

The matrix trilogy is a journey of self discovery.  Each of us must come to know who we are and trust our instincts.  It is not always rational or logical, but it is the best course of action in all situations.  It takes great courage for each person to follow their inner guidance.  It is a journey each of us must take at some point in our existence.  Once you can learn to follow that inner wisdom your path becomes clear and the journey is anew.

This movie is loaded with information and insight into the very workings of our realm of being and if you allow the flow of understanding to penetrate the veil you will be richly rewarded.

I highly recommend this movie and encourage you to see it with the intent to understand the workings of your own world.  I trust you will be blessed. 

 

Under The Tuscan Sun

Release Date:  September 26, 2003
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 113 minutes
Directed and Written by:  Audrey Wells
Produced by:  Audrey Wells, Laura Fatorri, Tom Sternberg
Stars:  
Diane Lane, Raoul Bova, Sandra Oh, Lindsay Duncan

Review by Chyrene Pendleton

Under the Tuscan Sun is based on the book Under the Tuscan Sun: At Home in Italy by Frances Mayes and is a film filled with magic, disappointment, success and humor.  As the story unfolds, we have the opportunity to enjoy beautiful, breathtaking scenes of Italy including the hills, olive trees, cobbled streets, flowers and more.  The main character Frances, a writer played by Diane Lane, can represent any one of us who is going through a major life transition.  She goes through many struggles and challenges, meeting people along the way who provide clues or keys to what she needs to do to find happiness and create the life she wants.

Some of the keys include being playful, childlike and joyful – all highly important to creating exactly what we want in life.   The Masters have always reminded us to be as children.  It is in this state that we are most powerful.  It is interesting that the main character unknowingly or unconsciously states her intentions on what she wants to manifest in her life.  Many of us do the same thing.  When we consciously create is when began to have mastery over our lives.  What actually unfolds in the movie and whether or not Frances uses the keys is very interesting to see.

During this film, we also learn about the importance of letting go in order to allow new experiences and new people into our lives. It is about releasing the past and releasing those who no longer fit in the reality we are creating. 

Under the Tuscan Sun is magical and enlightening.  It presents important, information on manifesting in a humorous and delightful way so that all of us can understand and benefit from it.

 

 

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Healing Habits

 
Pink VS Blue - Who Will Win the Sweetener War?
by Dr. Janet Starr Hull

Do you use the pink packet or the blue packet for a diet sweetener? Well for health reasons, pick the pink and not the blue. It doesn't matter to the manufacturer, though, as the same company marketed them both. Blue or pink - Monsanto Chemical Company wins. The consumer loses.

Research history proves that saccharin, the pink stuff known as Sweet 'N Low, is perfectly safe for human use and has always been safe to use. The pink stuff never caused cancer in any human being in over 100 years of use. Saccharin has only received a total of six FDA complaints whereas aspartame, found in the blue packet known as NutraSweet's Equal, had received over 10,000 complaints to the FDA after only ten years of use. Aspartame has been proven in laboratory studies to eat holes in the brains of laboratory animals, cause mammary gland and testes tumors, lower fetal IQ and adversely affect fetal formation, yet it has no danger warning other than for Phenylketonuria, the inherited inability to process the amino acid phenylalanine.

So why then is the pink pack labeled a carcinogen and the blue pack deemed as safe when it's actually the other way around? I always wondered why the company making saccharin never fought back knowing the misconception of public information was false information, keeping silent the truth that saccharin never caused cancer but was merely prey to a marketing 'set-up.' I finally found my answer! Saccharin's history will answer this question for you, too. 

Saccharin was sold as Monsanto Chemical Company's very first product in 1901. Saccharin was originally derived from the root of a plant in China. As a growing new company, Monsanto first established a deep-rooted monetary connection with the soft drink industry through its manufacturing of saccharin. After 30 years in the pharmaceutical industry, founder John Francis Queeny, still an employee of Meyer Brothers Drug Company at the time, sank his savings and money borrowed from a Chicago soft drink supplier into his 'new' company to produce products for the food and pharmaceutical industries. He named the company after his wife, whose maiden name was Olga Monsanto. The corporate papers were filed on Nov. 29, 1901. 

In 1902, Monsanto gained a respectable reputation manufacturing saccharin, the company's first product. In 1903 to 1905, their entire saccharin output was shipped to the growing soft drink company in Georgia called Coca-Cola. It appears that saccharin was one of the 'secret' ingredients in original Coca Cola. 

By 1904, Monsanto had introduced caffeine and vanillin as products for the escalating soft drink industry. Initially, vanillin was produced by extracting a chemical from cloves that were purchased from the Sultan of Zanzibar who insisted that the left over spices be returned to him. Cloves had an important religious significance in the cremation of bodies, so there was importance in shipping them back to Zanzibar instead of disposing of them as waste in the United States. As of 1915, Monsanto's sales surpassed the $1 million mark. Two years later, the company began the production of aspirin. Monsanto remained the largest U.S. producer of aspirin until the 1980s. 

A very interesting fact to note, in 1917 the U.S. government filed suit over the safety of saccharin as a test case at Monsanto's request. The suit was dismissed in 1925, ending the government's unsuccessful attempts then to prove saccharin as harmful.
 
In 1981, saccharin was again questioned as a carcinogen, but no respectable scientific proof was ever presented. In 2001, the cancer warning was removed from saccharin product labels as saccharin was shown, once again, to be safe for human consumption, as it has never been proven to cause cancer in humans. The laboratory protocols used to prove saccharin caused cancer in laboratory rats have been questioned as being unethical modus operandi. 

In 1981, G.D. Searle & Co. succeeded in getting the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to approve NutraSweet (aspartame) for the second time, and made preparations to purchase Monsanto in 1985, taking the company deeper into pharmaceuticals and the sweetener industry.  NutraSweet, saccharin's new competitor, was now owned and marketed by the same company - Monsanto. 

So, here is the answer why the saccharin manufacturers didn't cry foul and fight back. Monsanto owned them both, and decisions were made to sacrifice saccharin for NutraSweet, but not to completely take saccharin off the market.  When Monsanto sold its sweetener business in 2000, including the NutraSweet brand sweetener, the sale brought Monsanto $440 million. 

As of 2003, saccharin is now sold without the cancer warning and is being reintroduced into food products. I personally recommend saccharin use over aspartame and sucralose, a chemical sweetener compounded with chlorine. Natural sugars such as Sucanat and Stevia are preferable over saccharin of course, but saccharin has less harmful side effects than the more modern artificial sweeteners. Saccharin does not completely digest in the human body and it's by-products are, therefore, less harmful than aspartame or compounded sucralose.

In modern society where diabetes and obesity are now epidemic, one must be prudent in selecting sugar additives as a daily dietary supplement. Research the natural alternatives and try to avoid all man-made chemicals in your diet at all times.  

The real winner in this sweetener war is the one who resists using all chemical sweeteners.


 
[Editors Note:  This article was reprinted with permission from Dr. Janet Starr Hull. Dr. Janet Hull's aspartame expertise is based on her professional background.  She holds a Doctorate in Nutrition, a Master's Degree in Environmental Science, is an international geographer and geologist, a former university professor, firefighter and Hazardous Waste Specialist and Emergency Responder.  She is a Licensed Certified Nutritionist, certified fitness professional, author and aspartame victim. Dr. Hull's diverse background supports her unique approach to contemporary nutritional issues.  She has dedicated the past ten years to sharing with others her life-threatening experience and natural recovery from aspartame poisoning.

After publishing her first book, Sweet Poison How The World's Most Popular Artificial Sweetener Is Killing Us - My Story - , New Horizon Press, ISBN; 0-88282-164-4, Janet Starr Hull began counseling aspartame victims worldwide through her web site http://www.sweetpoison.com and as the Director of the GoldStarr Research Foundation.  She also has an eBook called The Ten Steps To Detoxification  which is a 170+ page digital book that you can instantly download directly to your computer or order by mail.   "The detox program is an affective, easy, and safe way to cleanse your body of modern disease symptoms. The proven Ten Steps will help you restore your health, gain energy, and purify your body, mind, and spirit".  More information about this is available at: http://www.detoxprogram.net.

Dr. Hull also has a newsletter that contains interesting information to stay abreast of important health issues. She encourages us to send her our health questions and includes a section on the latest government recalls we should know about.  Sign up for Dr. Janet Starr Hull's Health Newsletter at: http://www.sweetpoison.com/newsletter/index.html.  Dr. Hull has agreed to be a guest on The Isle Of Light radio talk show in the near future.]


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The Hollow Earth

Books and Other Hollow Earth Sources

For those of you who want serious information about the Hollow Earth (it is still considered a theory), I strongly suggest reading great books such as the classic, The Smokey God by Willis George Emerson, The Hollow Earth by Raymond Bernard Ph.D., T E L O S and Messages From the Hollow Earth by Dianne Robbins, and checking out web sites such as http://www.hollowplanets.com and http://www.onelight.com. Free, weekly updates by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation can by found at The Planetary Activation Organization and from time to time there will be information about the Inner Earth. Beautiful Inner Earth maps and an intriguing lecture about this topic on CD by Dhyana Markley is in the catalog section of The Isle Of Light website. Also, I wrote an article a couple of years ago called "Dhyana Markley Speaks About the Inner Earth", which can be found on the Planetary Activation Organization web site.

Eric Karagounis, author and channeler, was interviewed on The Isle Of Light Internet radio talk show where he channeled Mikos, from the Library of Porthologos in Catheria, Inner Earth.  This show is being aired continuously throughout the year.  Please check the radio schedule on this website for airing times, or go to http://www.live365.com/stations/avalon22 and click on "Broadcast Schedule".

 

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"T E L O S" Telepathic Communication from Earth's Interior
by Dianne Robbins

TELOS Part Three Physical Nature and Telos Lifestyle (excerpt)

10. Our Physical Being

Q: What do the people in Telos look like?
We look just like you, although we are perhaps somewhat taller in stature and broader than you are. We are hefty and strong, for we’ve been on a vegetarian diet for the last 12,000 years. This diet has slowed our aging process to the point where we’ve stopped getting older. We use our diet and our mind to remain in a youthful state always, which we term “immortality”. We are able to prolong our life for as long as we desire, based on our diet and our belief system of Immortality.

You, too, will be able to do this in the near future; for when we surface, we will bring you the information we have been guarding over eons of time. This information has remained intact and safe in Telos, where we have special containers and rooms for its safekeeping. These special hiding places will all be revealed to you upon our emergence from below.

Know that we all agreed to this plan before we incarnated on Earth, and now is the time to begin implementing it. It is the time we have been waiting for from BELOW and from ABOVE. For we work in unison, and we meet nightly with you on the Inner Planes. That’s why when you read this it seems as no surprise to you, and you just nod your head in acceptance and anticipation of all that’s to come.

Mighty waves of energy will be coming, that all life ON and IN Earth will soon be experiencing. Hold tight and know that these energies will bring the wonders of the Universe to you, along with our appearance on your surface.

The Fountain of Youth Is Located in Your Own Mind
I lived on the surface many thousands of years. I am centuries old by now, and I keep physically fit regardless of my age. In fact, the older I get, the more physically fit I become. I have an athletic build, and I exercise every day.

We all take great pride in our physical fitness. We are all healthy and strong, and we all “work out” just as you on the surface do. We have long tunnels connecting our cities, and we use these tunnels to run through when we’re exercising, just as you use long paths on the surface.

You will find that accumulating years (aging) only makes you wiser and stronger — not the opposite. So grow “older” in age with grace and dignity, and maintain your physical prowess, agility, and strength. You will find that the more you do, the more you can always do. Don’t let age limit you — or what people say limit you. For you are unlimited.

In Telos, we are still discovering how unlimited we are. We are still finding ourselves delving into the unknown when it comes to our bodies. We keep experimenting with our bodies, and find that we can use our bodies to do so many different things. We are still discovering our inner strength and stamina, and we are still pushing ourselves to the outer limits of what we “thought” we could do.

So, too, with you. You can also explore the outer limits of your physical form by not accepting any limitations when it comes to strength. For our bodies were meant to perform Herculean feats, and maintain health and stability, permanently. So look to your bodies as a “magical form” that can do all you want them to do without pain or limitation. We all know this, and now it is up to you to learn how to utilize the full physical potential that you are endowed with.

We send you our strength and our love, and we will show you how to “youth” when we join with you on the surface. For the fountain of youth is real, and it is located in your very own mind. I look like a youth, although I am ancient by your standards. You will be surprised and joyous when you discover how easy it is to maintain your youthful appearance. I am Adama, youth and sage combined.

Q: Why do you want to stay in the same physical body for so long?
You are a Lightworker on the surface of Earth, and we are Lightworkers beneath the Earth. Know that in Telos, we see your “Light”. We see all Light on the planet through our computer monitors, and are able to track all the Lightworkers on the Surface. It is indeed very beautiful here in Telos, and a very inspiring place to live. Many of us have been here a long time, thousands of years in fact. Because our lives have been rich and full, we’ve continued in the same physical body for thousands upon thousands of years. Our souls are Immortal, and we can live in the same body for as long as we choose.

You, too, on the surface, will someday be able to do this. That time is rapidly approaching when you will be able to determine the length of your life spans. This is what the Ascension is all about. It’s about determining how long to remain in a body before moving on. So know that there are glorious times ahead for all of humanity, as you adjust to your Immortality, knowing that you can live forever.

We have known this, and therefore, we’ve adapted to a glorious life as Immortal Beings experimenting in a human body. This is what you on the surface have been doing, although most of you are not aware of this. Life in Telos is rich and diverse, and a joy to live. Soon, we will be expecting our surface brothers and sisters to be visiting us in our homes beneath the Earth. Until that time arrives, call on me in your meditations, and I will be there with you.

[Editor's Note: This excerpt was reprinted with permission from Dianne Robbins, who channels Adama, Mikos and others from the subterranean city of Telos as well as from the Inner Earth.  She is the author of the best-selling, T E L O S (also available as an E-book) and has a new book called, Messages From the Hollow Earth. Dianne also channels the Cetaceans and is the author of The Call Goes Out - Messages from the Earth's Cetaceans. More information about these books can be found at http://www.diannerobbins.com.  She can be reached by email at: telos@rochester.rr.com.]

 

 

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ASK MIKOS
Channeled by Eric Karagounis


Answers to your questions relayed to you by Mikos, an ancient historian living inside the Hollow Earth. Mikos compiles all Earth's records that are preserved in the Library of Porthologos, located beneath the Aegean Sea. The library was formerly known as the Library of Alexandria on our surface.

Dear Mikos. Do you have some advice that you think would be helpful to enable me to raise my vibration? Thorkil

Hello Thorkil. "Greetings Thorkil. Yes, there are many things you can do physically to raise your vibration, like eating lighter foods, thanking and blessing the food before you eat it, doing only the things that make you happy, and of course spending time in nature.

But all these things won't help you at all unless you keep your thoughts light as well. Everything you are, and everything around you, is there because you thought it that way. You have heard many times that you need to act on any given situation, and not react. There is a divine purpose to every situation, and reacting with drama and a sense of tragedy only feeds the negative vibrations that have brought the situation about.

You have this popular television show on the surface, about life in an emergency room. We here in the Hollow Earth tune in to it some times on our computer screens. Believe me when I tell you, that the entertainment it brings us is beyond measure. We have even taped some episodes and given them to our friends in other Star Systems.

When someone is hurt and needs healing, the first thing you need to do is keep the energies around that person quiet. This way the heart slows down, and there is less loss of blood. Peace and quiet also raises the vibration of the injured person instantly, thus speeding up the healing process. What amuses us, is that you do exactly the opposite. You bring out your pots and pans, and start banging on them with a metal spoon. This invites other entities of an even lower vibration than yourselves. These entities are bored, and they like drama. They feed on it. It is these same entities you are inviting into your vibrations every time you allow yourselves to get angry, or you give in to the drama that is prepared for you daily in the News. Shutting these out of your life will give you peace. Peace, is of a finer vibration, thus you automatically raise your vibration. Your thoughts will become pure, and because like attracts like, you will attract pure energy. Now, when we say you will have pure thoughts, we do not mean you will not be thinking about sex, like they taught you in Sunday School. There is nothing impure about sex. Not only is it a gateway into other dimensions, but it also raises your vibration. 

Mikos and friends

To ask Mikos a question about the Hollow Earth or spirituality, contact: Eric Karagounis, 1350 Sutter St. (apt. 42) San Francisco, CA 94109 or email Skarfia@aol.com. Cost $25 for a personal email reading. 

[Editor's note:  You can hear what Mikos has to say in our recent interview with Eric Karagounis and Mikos on The Isle Of Light Internet radio show.  The show is called "Mikos on the Hollow Earth". Check the radio schedule for schedule information.]

 

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The Hollow Earth Circle

For those who are seeking a deeper comprehensive experience of the Hollow Earth journey and the healing energy that is revealed as one goes deeper into the Hollow Earth matrix and returns to their royal self, Onelight.com have developed the "Hollow Earth Circle".

The Hollow Earth Circle is a method of increasing the awareness of the dimension of real contact with people on the surface and people in the Subterranean Kingdoms of Light. The Hollow Earth Circle invites those who are ready to enter into the mainstream of Inner Earth connectivity. This Circle will assist in removing the inhibitive blocks and fears, encouraging immersion into a river of light activity that is given once one seeks and enters the depths of the planet with the open heart and makes contact with those who reside therein.

The key to the Hollow Earth Circle is the VRIL Generator, it is also the gift that allows us to know that you, the seeker, are serious enough to enter into this flow of meditation on the Inner Earth. All those who have already received the VRIL Generator in the past are accepted members of the Hollow Earth Circle. You will be contacted personally with an invitation.

Set meditation times for the Hollow Earth Circle will be given to the members as will be a monthly update in the form of a newsletter email containing specific Hollow Earth Circle to those members of the Circle.

If you have any questions concerning the Hollow Earth Circle, contact Greg at onelighta@yahoo.com

To join the Hollow Earth Circle and receive the gift of the VRIL Generator go to http://onelight.com/vrilland/ordervg.htm

One Time Membership Fee to the Hollow Earth Circle Life Membership to the Hollow Earth Circle, receive the gift of the VRIL GENERATOR $75.00

The Hollow Earth List is created by Onelight.com for the further sharing of ideas, concepts, probabilities and enlightening information from resources on the Inner Earth and Hollow Earth now available and being made available to 'surface dwellers; as well as the announcement of Onelight.com updates and coming events. http://onelight.com

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The Hollow Earth Field

The Hollow Earth is a 'very big thing' which is to be kept 'very small' for many years yet to come.

It is difficult, indeed impossible for many people to accept that civilization, true civilization begins beneath the surface; and the surface reality for all its self involvement is but a blip on the immense screen of the cosmic historic timeline. Guardians of the knowledge of the Hollow Earth wish only to introduce it to those who claim the sacred truth behind it. For those who know the earth is full of many tunnels leading into vast caverns of great wealth, free from death, in the present Earth field, a sacred temperament is necessary - indeed overwhelming in its capacity to choose out who will survive. This survival of will is a mandate that many hearts seek. It is the accentuated capacity of spirit to make the journey into the Hollow Earth domain, into the field of resurrection to the eternal realm of self knowledge which lays hidden 'there' from surface dwelling consciousness.

The initiation into this hidden place is so powerful that it actually changes the cellular makeup of the individual seeker. What was once suspicious and fearful to the heart, becomes trusting and heart strong.

To take up this journey takes absolute will - total dedication to the task. Just by claiming this path, making the oath of desire, doors open quickly. Be aware that you are walking into a world that is dangerous except to the deeply dedicated, fixed upon the goal of being 'one' inside the sacred domain of the Hollow Earth.

To many yet without knowledge, this path may beget a sense of causal dogma, a sense of insured enslavement. For those who seek the light energy in the Inner Earth, this is to become a state of exalted transformation, a universal turning back to the hidden self, the Royal will.

We surface dwellers are of a specious society which is meant to be kept above the ground for reasons that would most probably distress many people had they true knowledge of their existence and as to the 'why' they are here.

We make up a highly individualized compartmentalized society, which is reaching its next peak of maturation. Yet, a sense of uselessness, of willful delusion is every present. That which was once perceived as easily harmonious is more and more difficult to ascertain. The answer to this, will come in complete surface global devastation. All systems will close down, and surface humanity will be given an ultimatum to grow together, or to continue to destroy what is left. For those who immerse themselves in the journey into the Hollow Earth, this surface stage acting out the experience of human degeneration, will be avoided. There is a keen choice before all in the unfolding Holy drama.

The Hollow Earth Circle seeks to help individuals in their capacity to enter the light consciousness of the Hollow Earth. The ability to enter the state of the blissful relationship with those Guardians in the Inner Earth has been deeply experienced by many on this path. This power is given to those who seek it out with a willful heart.

Peace Greg

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Monthly Energy Exercise

Light Play: Changing a Situation with Solar Light 
by Orin and DaBen

1. Think of an area you would like to change and evolve. Perhaps you want to change a habit, job, or relationship, move through an area that feels blocked, create more abundance, get your work out to the world, and so on.

2. Make a symbol of this situation, and imagine you are holding this symbol in your hands.

3. Sense the Solar Light as if it is above you. Greet it once again. Feel its love for you. Ask it to assist you in transforming the situation you have thought about and made a symbol of.

4. Charge yourself with Solar Light. Call its light to you until you are filled with its light. Let Solar Light come into your spine. Fill up this area as if it is a pole of light until you are radiating Solar Light into the room around you. With each breath, you are breathing in the clear, harmonious, balanced Solar Light.

5. Picture the symbol of this situation you are holding in your hands. Let the Solar Light you have drawn to you bathe this situation in light.

6. Focus on the Solar Light quality of clarity, and imagine that everything about this situation is being surrounded with a clear light. Let clarity come into this situation.

7. Follow the above step and bring the Solar Light qualities of harmony and balance into this situation.

8. Notice if anything about the symbol in your hands has changed.

9. This is a powerful way to change situations in your life. However, when you work with Solar Light, you will also need to trust that whatever needs to happen will come about in the perfect time and in the perfect way. Let go of any expectations about how this situation will change, and simply keep surrounding it with Solar Light.

10. Get quiet and notice if any new ideas come into your mind about what to do or actions to take.

 

[Editor's Note:  This exercise was reprinted with permission from Orin and Daben of LuminEssence Productions.  More information and the products of Orin and Daben (including a free subscription to their newsletter) may be found at their website: http://www.orindaben.com .  Their mailing address is: LuminEssence Productions, P. O. Box 1310, Medford, OR 97501 USA. ]

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Spiritual Expressions

Sentinels of the Sky
Conversations with Chief Joseph

What Is The Best Way To Be Joyful?
by John Cali

Well, we’ve talked about death several times the past few newsletters. Joseph, of course, always views what we call death in a positive and uplifting way. I realize not all of us humans do. So this week we’re moving on to a lighter subject, joy. Sound good to you?

A long-time subscriber sent us this question and some "random thoughts," as she put it, about the question.

Her question:

"What is the best way to be joyful?"

Her random thoughts (slightly edited):

"Are detachment and meditation the things that will strengthen inner connection to joy? It seems like being joyfully passionate about something leads to fear/obsession/disappointment down the road.

"I have seen ‘joy’ experienced over fun/ external things turn to fear. For example, I bought a new car that I loved but then I started obsessing that it would be stolen. A friend who was on cloud 9 when she got engaged soon after started obsessing that something would happen to her fiance.

"It seemed like fear always crept into the joy and ruined it because it was being grasped too tightly. How should I approach having a new car and my friend feel about her engagement?

"I know of others who have lived numbing, isolated lives for so long that they shrink from joy because, oddly enough, to them it will bring up pain . . . and they (prefer) not being ‘over stimulated’ by joy.

"One person told me, ‘I'm afraid of being happy and when things go too well. It makes me nervous. I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. So I'd rather not go through that. It's too emotionally taxing.’

"So, how can I be joyful without allowing the fear to enter the picture? Also, how is it possible to be joyful in sad circumstances?

"I know it's a choice but it doesn't feel like one! I would not feel joyful if my new car got stolen. (Is) it all about learning to be joyful that my new car gets stolen (if it does!)?

"Is it just a matter of PRACTICE (i.e., meditation and choosing only positive perceptions of life) that will get me out of this?"

Here’s Joseph.

Chief Joseph

Dear ones, joy and well-being are your natural state. Do you hear that? Your natural state!

You fight so hard against, you resist so strenuously, your natural state of being. Why?

Well, for one thing, you’ve been literally brainwashed by your societies. And by "societies" we mean all those parts of your cultures that are supposed to guide and protect you. (Not that you need either guidance or protection from them–but you think you do, because they said so.)

Think about this for a few moments. Are you not taught (that is, in our terms, "brainwashed") that you succeed in life by hard work, strenuous effort, and struggle? Or, as one of your most eloquent statesmen put it, by "blood, sweat, and tears"?

Most of you have bought into that nonsense. And yet–and yet your soul, your higher self, knows better. It knows what your natural state is–it knows what it intended for you when you incarnated this time, and every time. What remains for you (the human you) to do is to remember what you knew at your physical birth–to remember what your soul has never forgotten.

And what your soul has never forgotten is that your natural state, your birthright is that of well-being and joy.

Well-being encompasses all of what you might imagine it does–abundance in all forms. Abundance in your relationships, in your finances, in your careers, in your bodies. In every aspect and in every "nook and cranny," if you will, of your physical being and your physical life. And in every aspect of your spiritual being and your spiritual life.

No matter what circumstances you began this lifetime in–no matter how trying or traumatic they may appear to your human eyes–they contain the potential for, and the seeds of, joy. The joy your soul exists in eternally.

And so let us get to some of the questioner’s concerns.

Will detachment and meditation strengthen your inner connection to joy?

Anything at all, dear ones, that helps you connect intimately with your higher self strengthens your inner guidance. And, therefore, brings you more joy. However, let us offer a word of caution here.

Many of you, when you use the word "detachment," are thinking of disconnecting from all or most of your material world. Or disconnecting from all or most of your desires.

And that will never serve you well. You came to this lifetime to immerse yourselves in the world of the physical. To detach from it is folly and thwarts your soul’s intentions for you in this physical lifetime.

What we would advise is for you to detach from whatever does not bring you joy. Certainly you must detach from the idea that–to use the questioner’s words–"being joyfully passionate about something leads to fear/obsession/disappointment down the road."

What leads to fear, obsession, and disappointment is focusing on fear, obsession, and disappointment. Focusing on your passionate joy guarantees, by the Universe’s immutable Law of Attraction, you will get more of what brings you passionate joy. It’s that simple, dear ones.

You have been brainwashed by your modern world into believing life is dangerous, lack abounds, people are evil, nothing ever works out the way you want it to. And so on, ad nauseam.

That will certainly be your experience if that’s where your predominant focus is. But that experience is not caused by your passionate joy, as many of you think. It is caused by your focus on everything EXCEPT your passionate joy.

After all, you all create your own realities. Period! And what you think mostly about is what you create. Period!

So many of you have bought into the mass consciousness of lack and fear and evil. Those are all illusions, in that they have no real substance. And yet they will be part of your reality if you choose to create them by focusing too much upon them.

It is impossible for you to be "over-stimulated" by joy. Literally impossible. Your soul, your higher self, exists in a permanent, eternal state of joy. And it intended you, in your human life, to partake of that eternal joy in every aspect of your physical life.

And so, if you’re always afraid of being happy, then that’s what you’ll create more of–a lack of happiness.

You cannot be joyful and fearful at one and the same time. They are mutually exclusive. And you get to choose which you prefer.

Focus on joy in whatever way works for you–meditation, reading uplifting books, spending time with positive people, etc. etc. The possibilities are endless. And the joyful realities you will create for yourselves will also be endless.

Focus on fear in all the ways of the world–immersing yourselves every day in your mainstream news media, spending time with negative people, watching horror movies, etc. etc. The possibilities here are also endless. And the fearful realities you will create for yourselves will also be endless.

It is so very simple, dear ones. You make this much more difficult and complicated for yourselves than it is. It was never complicated or difficult.

Your natural state is that of well-being. You’ve heard us say that so many times you’re probably sick of hearing it. But we repeat it again and again because you need to hear it again and again.

WELL-BEING IS YOUR NATURAL STATE! Believe it! And think only about what brings you joy. Then you will live happily ever after. We guarantee it!

Copyright © 2003 Great Western Publishing

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Since 1992, John Cali has been communicating with a non-physical entity called Joseph. In one of his many physical lifetimes, this spirit was incarnated as the legendary Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce tribe in what is now Oregon.

John Cali Great Western Publishing PO Box 2355, Reston, VA 20195-0355 USA Telephone: (571) 215-5822, Fax(208) 723-9816 Email: john@greatwesternpublishing.org Website: http://www.greatwesternpublishing.org Free newsletter: chiefjoseph-on@mail-list.com Free book: http://www.greatwesternpublishing.org/boj.htm Private readings with Chief Joseph: readings@greatwesternpublishing.org Directory of Products & Services: catalog@greatwesternpublishing.org

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Sentinels of the Sky
Conversations with Chief Joseph

When Bad Things Happen
by John Cali

One morning this past week, I awoke to the sounds of howling winds. That’s not unusual here in Wyoming this time of year. Outside my bedroom window heavy snow was falling–sort of. The wind was so powerful, the snow was "falling" horizontally. It was a wild morning.

A bit later, as I was working in my home office, I heard a low-flying airplane. I live near the small airport outside my little mountain town. But even though the airport was close, as a former commercial pilot, I realized this plane was flying too low. Especially given the early winter storm engulfing us at that moment.

I put the incident out of my mind as I went about my day’s work. Later that afternoon I learned a Federal Express plane had gone down that morning, just a few feet short of the runway, killing the pilot.

Today, as I sit here writing this, it’s another grey, wild, and windy winter day. Earlier this morning, I drove over to the crash site. Many investigators were milling about a tall crane pulling pieces of the downed plane out of the little lake it had fallen into.

As I slowed to watch the eerily quiet scene, I spotted a piece of the wreckage by the roadside. I could see the words "world on time" clearly visible on that surviving piece.

Suddenly a huge wave of incredible sadness swept over me, and I felt like crying. I could almost feel what that pilot must have been feeling those last few seconds of his life. My heart went out to him.

He was a young pilot, as I’d been once. I’d had more than a few close brushes with death in my early flying days. I really knew what this man was feeling in those, his final, moments as he plunged into the dark depths of those icy waters.

As I drove back home through the swirling, wind-whipped snow, the slate grey sky hung over the whole place like a dark shroud. I couldn’t help wondering, "Why, oh why, do these bad things happen?"

Of course, I know there are no "accidents." No "coincidences." And nothing "bad" ever happens. But at that emotional moment, I was filled with such deep feelings of sadness and compassion for that young pilot–who could have been me in an earlier time.

Here’s Joseph.

Chief Joseph

It’s important for all of you to realize life is really just a game. And to realize it’s NOT a game of chance, but a game of certainty. The certainty is that you will not get out of life alive. By that we mean "life" as you define it in your human minds and societies–that is, physical life.

You are not going to "ascend" (whatever that means to you) with your physical bodies. We cannot imagine why you’d want to do that anyway.

Your bodies are simply convenient vehicles you have chosen to navigate through the sea of life. But they are only temporary vessels for you. You, at your soul level, did not intend to hang on to those vessels forever.

The bottom line here, dear ones, is you must leave your bodies sooner or later, one way or another. The time and manner of that leaving are up to you. At some level of your consciousness, you all choose the time and manner. All of you–no exceptions.

You don’t always do it with full conscious awareness, though that is entirely possible if you set your intention. But that’s another subject for another day.

Now we realize, from your human perspectives, physical death is, more often than not, a tragedy. Or, at the least, a cause for grief and sadness. And we understand that. We have the greatest love and compassion for you at all times, but especially when you are experiencing grief, sadness, or any other difficult human emotion.

We are simply asking you, at least for the time you are reading this, to do your best to see death in a different light. To see it for what it truly is–a transition to your next exciting life adventure.

That is how you, as your soul, view physical death. It’s as much a cause for celebration in these realms of spirit as birth is in your realms of the physical.

Death is not "bad." In fact, "death" is not death. It is only your human minds which perceive death as an end, as the final event of your lives.

Our point here today is this: It would behoove you to enjoy–take JOY in–every moment of your lives. Live your lives to the fullest. Find pleasure and passion in all you do. Love yourselves more. Love others more. Laugh more. Play more. Have fun! And then have more fun!

You all take life (and death) far too seriously. Life is good. Death is good. It’s ALL good!

Copyright © 2003 Great Western Publishing

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Since 1992, John Cali has been communicating with a non-physical entity called Joseph. In one of his many physical lifetimes, this spirit was incarnated as the legendary Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce tribe in what is now Oregon.

John Cali Great Western Publishing PO Box 2355, Reston, VA 20195-0355 USA Telephone: (571) 215-5822, Fax(208) 723-9816 Email: john@greatwesternpublishing.org Website: http://www.greatwesternpublishing.org Free newsletter: chiefjoseph-on@mail-list.com Free book: http://www.greatwesternpublishing.org/boj.htm Private readings with Chief Joseph: readings@greatwesternpublishing.org Directory of Products & Services: catalog@greatwesternpublishing.org

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Matthew's Message
September 16, 2003

 

 S:  OK, dear, I’m here now for whatever it is you want to tell me.  Hello!  

MATTHEW:  Mother, dear soul, hello yourself!  Thank you for coming to the computer. As you surmised, since I couldn’t cover this in just our chatting, it’s for the book.  I know you’re being pulled in a dozen different directions, so this will be short.   

I want to address something that isn’t known to the degree it needs to be, and it starts with the increasing number of lightworkers who are performing all manner of light-filled services.  Now and then your media throw you a bone of that nature—certainly not in that terminology, though!—and as welcome as that is, it’s as obviously out of place among all the controlled “news” releases you’re bombarded with as feathers are on a fish.

 We see the ranks of lightworkers burgeoning!  Sometimes it is individuals who have been touched by the light and are turning their poor choices into wise ones.  Sometimes it is huge groups, internationally combining in meditation and prayer services for peace.  Mostly it is the range in between, the small groups globally that are growing in numbers and reaching out to connect with other likeminded people to assist where specific help is needed.  We are seeing unity of spirit, unity of high purpose—unity of souls!

 I think these people around the world need to know that they are among millions, maybe billions of kindred spirits and in each moment, collectively they are generating enough light to place your globe in a bubble, if it were possible for you to fashion that.  I’m not saying it isn’t, but confining the light to a bubble is not the best use of it at this time. 

 It is not only for spirit reinforcement that these light-generating people need to know of their power, but also for encouragement to BEAM their light beyond their circles of kindred souls.  The many who are unaware of what is transpiring beyond their five senses see continuing acts of war, of violence and corruption, the mass deaths from disease and starvation, and massive destruction to the planet, and they despair in thinking there will be no end to this, no hope for their children and grandchildren.  You who KNOW that the end of all those conditions is nearing must reach out with the truth, that Earth is moving into higher frequencies where none of the current devastation and desperation will exist.  Let the negativity of the despair in those individuals turn to the light!

 It isn’t necessary to ask others to believe what you know, but to not speak out about your knowledge is hiding some of your light under a bushel.  Let your FULL light beam out from you!  I don’t mean by preaching at groups, I don’t mean by proselytizing at individuals.  I mean by living with such radiance of spirit that others will want to feel that same optimism, confidence and joy, and you tell them why you feel as you do.

 With the light on Earth more intense than ever before that anyone in this lifetime can recall, people are opening their minds just as they are opening their hearts to help ones in distant lands.  So you may be amazed at how many will ask you to tell them more or may even confide that what you are saying confirms their own beliefs that they have been afraid to divulge to others.  Having someone with whom to share emerging intuitions or long-felt silent convictions is a miracle for such souls.

 Yes, some folks may ridicule your offering, so you smile and wish them a good day—and mean it.  You just may have opened their minds to “seeing the light”!  

 Mother, thank you for taking this message and now quickly be on your way.

[Editor's Note:  This message was reprinted with permission from Suzy Ward, Matthew's mother.  It was given for her new book, Voices of the Universe, that will be out in December.  Please go to www.matthewbooks.com for information about Matthew as well as the Matthew Book series: Matthew, Tell Me About Heaven, Revelations For A New Era, and Illuminations For A New Era.]

 

 

Matthew's Message
October 17, 2003

 

S:  Hi, sweetheart!  How are you?  

MATTHEW:  Mother, what an endearing question!  I am radiant, thank you!  One reason is, I can see so many new reasons for joy on Earth!  New lights are beaming throughout your world.  The sustained light that has been prevailing for the past many months is reaching formerly closed minds, and more and more people are connecting with their souls in a more conscious way.  This is both spiritual advancement and awareness of their need to closely discern information that they used to accept without question. The pockets where the darkness was so firmly entrenched that those souls felt their lies never would be revealed, now are being exposed by the light and people’s outcries about these discoveries are becoming thunderous.  

S:  Are you referring to all the lies about the war in Iraq ?   

MATTHEW:  Yes, but definitely not exclusively.  I mean the lies of the ages—about the religious dogmas, the history that has been taught, the collusion of governments with international corporations, the usurping of taxation and interest monies, the intentional development and implementation of diseases and harmful drugs.  On and on, the lies and the deeds of the darkness.  

S: Well, I don’t think what I want to know falls into any of that.  What can you tell me about what’s going on in Yellowstone Park ?  

MATTHEW:  Quite a bit, and Mother, you are wrong about this not “falling into any of that.” Yes, the scientists’ reports are worthy evaluations of the changing conditions, but like you, they are unaware that what is happening is a combination of Mother Nature and man-made technology.  It is not news to you that dark forces will use any means possible to create devastation to divert minds from discovery of truth and acting upon that.  A volcanic eruption in Yellowstone Park could certainly do that, and of what use to the dark forces is that park and all areas that would be severely affected by an eruption?  None—other than diverting people’s attention from the deception and corruption being exposed by creating more sources of fear and more planetary devastation.  

A “natural” eruption in Yellowstone Park is not needed to relieve the negativity that Earth has been ridding herself of with the help of the off-planet light sources and now, the additional light being generated by her own civilization.  By divine design, an enormous amount of quake and eruption activity is taking place in areas of sparse human population.      

While I would love to tell you that there is no possibility of an eruption in Yellowstone , I can’t because of that free will law that has to be observed even in those souls who would deliberately cause that kind of destruction.  With the amount of light now on Earth, left alone that volcano will quiet itself, and what can be done, if necessary, is the power of your ET brothers’ superior technology to alleviate the effects of a man-made eruption.  

Mother, I think it is a good idea to send this to Jean and Michael and any others you wish to inform.   

S:  I’ll do that.  Do you want to add anything?  

MATTHEW:  I think my reply to your asking how I am is a succinct update on how Earth herself is, so this is all for now.   

S: OK, dear, I’ll get this tidied up and into cyberspace.  

MATTHEW:  Thank you, and later we’ll return to the book.

[Editor's Note:  This message was reprinted with permission from Suzy Ward, Matthew's mother.  Please go to www.matthewbooks.com for information about Matthew as well as the Matthew Book series: Matthew, Tell Me About Heaven, Revelations For A New Era, and Illuminations For A New Era.]

 

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Events

 

Recent Guests on the Isle Of Light Radio Show

Each month we are interviewing many interesting and exciting guests on our one-hour radio show.  We encourage you to checkout the station and tune in to the different shows that have been pre-recorded for your enlightenment, empowerment, and entertainment. 

You will find a two week show schedule in the Radio and Television section of our website. If you are a first time listener to the show you will find instructions for how to listen on the Radio & Television page.  We broadcast our pre-recorded shows on Live365, which is an Internet radio station.  This means you are able to pick up the show by simply using the Internet.   Our station link is www.live365.com/stations/avalon22. For more details and instructions go to the Radio & Television page listed above or go to our broadcast page at avalon22, listed above.

The recent guests are listed below:
(for a description of the show content go to The Isle Of Light guest page )

 

Guest Topic Taped
Charlotte King  Human Sensitivity to Earthquakes 10/12/03
Jacqueline Lunger Spiritualism and New Consciousness Tools 10/14/03
Alexis Cartwright

Transference Healing

10/23/03
Myrna Lou Goldbaum Oriental Palmistry 11/09/03
Dr. Michael Salla Extraterrestrials and the Government Cover-Up 11/12/03

Anne Brewer

12-Strand DNA Activation 11/14/03

 

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Denver Area Meditation Group

If you are interested in a weekly meditation group please contact Paula Flynn at Deerheart@comcast.com or call 303.506.6164.

 

 

Orin and DaBen Sunday Meditations
and Divine Will Study Group

We invite you to join us for the special Orin and DaBen Sunday meditations from 9:00 AM to 9:30 AM, Pacific Standard Time, or at 9:00 AM your local time. This is a wonderful time to listen to your Orin tapes or to sample and work with Orin's online meditations in the Orin Meditation room at http://www.orindaben.com/meditations/orinmeditations.htm You can find out more about our Sunday morning meditation at http://www.orindaben.com/home/sunammed.htm.

Hello from Sanaya!

Orin and I wanted to let you know that a new round of the Divine Will Study Group is starting Sunday, November 2nd, with the Sunday morning meditation. Stop efforting and struggling to change your life and reach your goals. Instead, call upon these powerful energies of Divine Will to be in the flow, reach your goals, and expand your consciousness. Start by reading the Divine Will study schedule. When you are ready to start, go to the Will to Initiate for preparatory instructions.

What is Divine Will?  Go here for more information on these powerful energies and how you can call upon them to change your life. You do not need to use your personal will to make things happen. Calling upon these powerful energies of Divine Will can change your life and your consciousness in wonderful ways, even better than what you can imagine. These energies never control you or take over your life; as you work with them you come into alignment with your soul and unfold the Divine blueprint of your life. You begin to desire those things that are for your higher good, rather than resisting and sabotaging yourself. Obstacles start to fall away, and new paths open up for you.

Read and use the free weekly online practices. Starting Sunday, November 2, 2003, Orin will be providing weekly practices you can read to assist you in unfolding the Divine blueprint of your life and in becoming your Divine Self. There is no charge for being a member the study group and using the practices during this next round. As you bring Divine Will into your life, you help anchor the Divine Will energies onto the earth plane. You become a transmitter of Divine Will to all life.

The Divine Will study course utilizes Orin's Transforming with Divine Will audiocassette tape course (MM050) that you can listen to, where he transmits the Divine Will energies to you directly. This tape course includes preparatory journeys and meditations for each quality of Divine Will.

New! Sanaya's story of working with Divine Will and how the Divine Will study group came about. Of all the courses Orin and I have taught, working with Divine Will is one of the most direct, powerful, efficient, and transformative ways I have ever learned to grow spiritually, live as my soul, and change my consciousness and life.

New! Orin's message about Divine Will. Read more about the energies now present, and why the guides are bringing more information about Divine Will energies to humanity at this time.

Join the Divine Will online forum to meet a loving, spiritually minded community of people who are assisting and supporting each other during this time of transformation. You do not need to register to read people's messages. However, when you register you will receive email updates about new information available from Orin, and I will know that you are participating in the forum and can include you in my meditations. New members are warmly welcomed! If you haven't posted in a while, we would love to hear how things are going! There is a forum for each quality of Divine Will, and for Orin's Living a Soul Life tapes (MM060) as well.

Post your earth plane and spiritual goals for others to see and energize on the free Divine Will online goals forum. If you have posted your goals before, search the Divine Will Goals forum and read and update your past goals.

Receive energy from Orin and DaBen A good time to tune in with DaBen and Orin is during their Sunday morning meditations on the inner planes, from 9:00 AM to 9:30 AM your time or USA Pacific time. Enjoy the expanded states you can experience when a group meditates together on the inner planes. Orin will be transmitting Divine Will energies on Sundays.

Blessings,

Sanaya

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*Swami's in Florida November 7th-16th!*

Notes from the Trail .. October 30, 2003

After a highly-successful Om-coming tour (200 + devilishly playful angels at Angell Hall in Ann Arbor), the Swami is descending from the higher states (Michigan), and is flying south to the land of the tall palm tree and the low lying Bush.

Sarasota -- Friday, November 7th Swami launches his Florida sojourn on Friday, November 7th in Sarasota at the Sarasota Celebration Center, 1617 Laurel St. (new location). Show time is 7 p.m. For more info, please call Kim at (941) 541-0062.

Hollywood -- Saturday and Sunday, November 8th-9th Then, on Saturday, November 8th, he’s at Unity of Hollywood, 2750 Van Buren. For more info, please call (954) 922-5521. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. On Sunday morning, Swami’s alter ego Steve will offer his talk there on Comedy as a Healing Art. Services are at 9:30 and 11:00 a.m.

Boca Raton -- Sunday Evening, November 9th After Steve's morning talk in Hollywood, the Swami reappears in Boca Raton at the New York Comedy Club, 8221 Glades Road (561-470-6887) for a show at 6:30. This event is a fundraiser for the HAHA Humor Alliance for Healthy Attitudes and benefits children and families in S. Florida. There will be a turban contest at 7:00 with prizes for the fanciest and funniest turbans. The show starts at 7:30. For more information go to www.thehaha.com or call 561-478-8380.

Ft. Pierce -- Wednesday, November 12th On Wednesday evening, November 12th, he will be at Ft. Pierce Unity, 3414 Sunrise (west of U.S. 1, south of Edwards). For more info, please call (772) 461-2272. Show starts at 7:30 p.m.

Hutchinson Island Resort -- ULC -- Fri.-Sun., 14th-16th And as is the annual November tradition, he will be making an appearance atone of our favorite events, the Universal Lightworkers Conference, which will also feature speakers Nigel Taylor, Michael Mirdad, Aluna Joy, Paul Ferrini, Glenda Green, Patricia Cota-Robles, and others. Even though the operator at the resort insisted on calling this the “Lighting Workers Conference” it’s really the “Enlightening Workers.” Please join us for a weekend of fun and enlightenment, and experience firsthand the answer to the riddle, “How many lightworkers does it take to change a light bulb?” (Answer: None. They simply empower the light bulb to change itself. Alternative answer: Two. One to empower the light bulb, one to put on the dance music to make sure everyone is grounded.) Information and registration http://www.lotusproject.com/ulc/ or call toll free 888-544-4855.

Trudy’s Treasures Trunk Show in Boca Raton, Thursday, Nov. 13th Trudy will have her beautiful beaded scarves and other treasures at all of these shows, and she will be doing a trunk show at the home of Julie Mara in Boca Raton on Thursday evening, November 13th from 7 to 9 p.m. For directions and to RSVP, please call (561) 883-6111.

 

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The Diamond Pyramid of Light Conference
Bahamas
6th - 13th November 2003

Atlantis Resort, Paradise Island

The Conference……

* Astrology Chart for the Harmonic Concordance Star of David Alignment in the Bahamas
Why is this Date Significant to Transference Healing? click here for more info

*How The Date Was Set For The Bahamas Conference? click here for more info

"The Celestial Christ will resonate. Mass physical healings to resurrect levels of the Light/Christ Body. Template Diamond Consciousness, Gridline in the Christ Template & enter Heaven - the 7th Dimension Golden Age & Mystery School as it rises within the Lemurian / Atlantean Vortex, & anchor on earth to begin absolute Divine Ascension.
Kodoish, Kodoish, Kodoish."

At the heart of this experience, you will participate in the Conference, which coincides with a significant astrological event that has not occurred since the year 1000BC: a cosmic Star of David alignment under a total eclipse of the moon. This promises to provide a unique opportunity to partake in a powerful energetic shift of consciousness.

You will want to be there……….

During the Conference you may choose from any of the additional workshops & services that are offered:

Come enjoy and be inspired by the magic of Paradise Island and the Atlantis Resort. Weave through the magnificent Bahaman waterways. Enjoy yachting, boating or fishing, or take to the deep and scuba dive or snorkel.

It's easy to find that secluded spot to relax and meditate, on one of the beautiful beaches surrounding the resort and its many islands.

Everything is catered for, from gaming at the casino, to a game of golf. And eating? The meals are truly out of this world.

Experience world class facilities while staying in the resort.

For more information about the conference go to www.transferencehealing.com.

 

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Brobdingnagian Bards
a Renaissance in Celtic Music
 
Upcoming Shows

http://www.thebards.net/
http://mp3.com/thebards?b

November 12, 2003 Subscribers: over 4,000

CONTENTS:

1. The Crier - Holiday Specials 2. Upcoming Shows - TRF, Louisiana, Corpus Christi, Killeen 3. Just for Nagians

"You guys make my day everytime I hear a song of yours. I look forward to seeing and hearing alot more of you in the near future." -Amanda Scott, Nagian from Texas

Leave a comment: http://www.thebards.net/guestbook/

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1. The Crier - latest news from the bards

Greetings friends,

My apologies if ye tried accessing our site the past couple o'weeks. Server problems. So we moved to a new site. And lo and behold, we lost a LOT of links. So if ye added your site in the past four months, please do so again. Sorry!

The last weekend of Texas Ren Fest is here. It's been a beautiful run. I will miss it, but I'm Really looking forward to the following weekend when we head to Hammond for the Louisiana Renaissance Festival. We're also looking for folks to help us out for the three weeks we'll be there. Drop us a line if you're interested.

The holidays are here. To celebrate, Cafepress is offering $5 off a purchase of $50 or more! Sale ends November 15, 2003. Coupon code is: SHOPNOV15 http://cafepress.com/thebards

We also want to say thank you for subscribing to our newsletter and listening to our music. Thus, we've established an exclusive Nagians Only store where you can save even more on our CDs.

http://www.celticmusic.org/bards-christmas.shtml to take advantage of these great holiday offers. Give a gift of a bard this holiday season.

Thanks, and as always, drop me a line if ye can! -Your friend, Marc

BARD TALES - Percussive weekend at TRF, Help Wanted http://www.thebards.net/tales/

MP3 OF THE MOMENT - Johnny at the Door (aka I'll Drink from Dusk Till Dawn) http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/902/902201.html

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2. Upcoming Shows http://www.thebards.net/shows/

Weekends, Nov 15-16 Texas Renaissance Festival Warfside Music Gazebo @10:30,12:30,2:30,4:30 Plantersville, TX

Weekends, Nov 22-Dec 7 Louisiana Renaissance Festival Hammond, LA

Dec 12-13 *pending* Cassidy's Irish Pub Corpus Christi, TX

Dec 19-20 Irish Dragoon Pub Killeen, TX

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3. Just for Nagians - how to promote, articles, and freebies

Listen at MP3.com

MP3.com is still the number one way we promote ourselves. We have over ten hours of music you can listen to every day using the station on your MP3 website. Hit shuffle on your MP3 player and be entertained for hours!

http://mp3.com/thebards?nagians http://thebards.net/cgi-bin/mp3/artisturl.cgi?ArtistID=113882&FI=lo

Some new links...

Ren Faire Pub Sing Lyrics http://www.thebards.net/cgi-bin/celtic_music/jump.cgi?ID=312

Royal Eggs - Treasuer Boxes, Goblets, Figurines, Ornaments and other jeweled Eggs http://www.thebards.net/cgi-bin/celtic_music/jump.cgi?ID=351

Privateer Dragons of the Caribbean Renaissance Faire Guild http://www.thebards.net/cgi-bin/celtic_music/jump.cgi?ID=350

Add your website while you're there.

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Final Notes 
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MARC GUNN, BARD Brobdingnagian Bards The Original Celtic Renaissance. Tribute to Lord of the Rings.

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<--about marc, celtic folk music, poetry, pictures, music promo tips, ren faires, art & much more!

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Cyndy Green November 15, 2003 
in Boulder, Colorado

presented by Choose Peace Now 

Dear Friends of Choose Peace Now,

I apologize for not keeping these messages going. I had intended to write them leading up to World Angel Day, and there has certainly been a lot of new and wonderful energy and information coming through, but I have simply not had the money or the time to continue sharing this writing. I am months behind on paying the fees for managing such a large email list, and I have had to take another job besides doing events to get caught up on bills, which has left me with very little time. Choose Peace Now is going through its transformation into the Organization of New Being, and I am going through such a personal transformation at the same time that it serves me to take a break for a while. I have posted a meditation on the site that was created for World Angel Day, and can help any individual or group to connect with a new angelic light that is coming to the planet at this time, which I had previously mentioned in the messages. I was guided that this didn't need to be coordinated for a specific time, and can be done at any time. Currently we are working on the new website for the Organization of New Being, as well as organizing some other projects that we intend to launch with the new website. Many things have come together that I will be sharing later on after we launch the new website. If I write any messages between now and our launch date, which will be before the end of the year, they will simply be posted on Choose Peace Now, but not sent out in email. I have to send out this message manually, since I cant afford a system for managing our list right now, and many people on the global list may not even receive this. In the mean time, I would like to announce that we are having a very special event on Nov. 15th in Boulder, Colorado, as a fundraiser for the project. Last year at World Angel Day, we had an amazing presenter by the name of Cyndy Green, who gives messages from the angels and loved ones from the other side. She does what she calls Blindfold Billets. People in the gallery can write a question or questions to specific loved ones on the other side, and we collect the pieces of paper in a basket, and Cyndy will touch them to her head while blindfolded and receive a contact from the angels and our loved ones. The messages are 200% accurate, and always carry some form of confirmation as to the authenticity of the message, and the best part is the way the messages are delivered. Cyndy has such a lighthearted and humorous way of speaking and delivering the messages it is both heartwarming and hilariously funny. We have never seen anything like it. If any of you have enjoyed watching Crossing Over with John Edward, you would flip out about this. In my opinion she blows John Edward away! This will be a small and intimate gathering for about 40 people. Tickets are only $25, and this promises to be a real treat, unlike anything you have ever witnessed. It will be a special evening of laughter and fun, and a chance to have meaningful communication with the other side. The proceeds will help with us to launch the new site and begin sending messages again. I will be presenting part of the special evening as well that will help to facilitate the group consciousness. This could involve a group meditation, channeling or some type of group sharing, depending on what guidance from the angels suggests, and I plan on sharing a little about the Organization of New Being.

Because of the success of Cyndys last appearance, and the limited number of seats available, it is best to register ASAP to ensure a place. If you want to reserve your place for this special evening, simply send $25 to: Michael White 1155 Marine St. apt. 223 Boulder, CO 80302

If you live anywhere near Crestone, Colorado, we are considering doing a second special evening there on the same weekend, so please let us know if you are interested by emailing us. Much Love and Blessings, Michael White www.choosepeacenow.org

 

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New Moon Cetacean Meditation
November 23, 2003
by Chyrene Pendleton

 

The New Moon Cetacean Meditation begins at 6:00 PM your local time on Sunday November 23, 2003. The New Moon (and the Full Moon) energy is a powerful one and is always an important time to state and manifest our intentions.

 During this global meditation let us join and "dedicate ten (10) minutes to meditate upon the Cetaceans (whales and dolphins), to acknowledge their service to humanity and to Earth, and to send them our love energy so that they can at last feel the connection with their brothers and sisters on land."

 Using the galactic calendar, we can focus on the k'in or day during the New Moon Cetacean meditation (and every day) as well as the message for the galactic month, allowing us to flow with Mother Earth and experience galactic time.

 On this day of 2 Manik, 0 Yaxk'in, 12 Manik (November 23, 2003), the energy is "Challenge" (2) and "Divine Service" (Manik). For this meditation, the direction is West and the musical tone is "D sharp". Manik is the "Black Hand" or the "World Servant" and represents "service to Source" and "self-knowledge". Black is magical -- it transforms and manifests.

As we focus on the energies of the Black Hand, we can visualize this glyph, which looks just like a hand.  See it has representing Divine Service.  We can then ask ourselves how we are serving others.  Ask, what can I do today that will assist humanity?  Know that service can simply be a smile or a kind word given to a stranger.   It can be giving a helping hand to someone or volunteering some of your time to assist others.  It is all about giving freely of ourselves -- meaning with absolutely no strings or expectations.  This is Divine Service.  Black represents the magical side of our intentions and it transforms our intentions into physical reality.  The Black Hand "transmutes your intention into a service to all humanity".

 When we use the energy of Challenge, we can look around us and see what "obstacles" or "problems" we have attracted into our lives and see them rather as challenges to be overcome.   We can use the magic of Black to transform these challenges so we can see them more clearly and learn from them.  As we overcome each challenge we become more empowered.  We can also use this energy and challenge ourselves on this day to serve others.

 During our meditation we can place our attention on the energies of Black, Challenge, Divine Service, this galactic month of Yaxk’in and this galactic year of 12 Manik, which also focuses on serving humanity. This month of Yaxk'in is about "a time to celebrate the past and prepare for the future".  By focusing on all of these energies, we learn to challenge ourselves and transform our intentions in such a way that we are assisting or serving humanity.

 Also, understand that the Cetaceans are always eager to telepathically communicate with us and we are to connect with them along with our meditation. They assist us in bringing love, joy, inspiration, healing and balance into our lives. They are the caretakers of our planet Earth, protecting the biosphere. We can tune in with the Cetaceans, sending them Love energy and thanking them for their service.

 The New Moon is the perfect time to state your intentions clearly to the Universe. The creative energies at this time are exceptionally powerful and it is to your advantage to use it. One way to state your intentions and desires is to make a list of everything you want to see made manifest.

 Write the date at the top of a sheet of paper and actually make a list of everything you desire. When you are finished, add the words, "May all these intentions and desires manifest for the Highest good of all" at the top or bottom of your paper. You may also add names of your spirit guides, Ascended Masters or angels to the paper if you wish, for even more power. Do not share this list with anyone and keep it close to you in a private place, such as in your wallet or purse. Read this list each day just before going to sleep and first thing upon awakening. Then forget about it. This is your releasing process. Don't worry if it's working or not, just let it go. The Universe will handle the rest. As your desires manifest, and they will, remember to cross them off of your list. This very powerful exercise can be done on each New or Full Moon.

For more detailed information about galactic time and how to use the galactic calendar, you can order the book, "Your First Contact" by Sheldan Nidle, and his beautiful "Galactic Calendar of the Year 12 Manik (July 26, 2003 - July 25, 2004)" at:

http://www.paoweb.com

Dianne Robbins channels the Cetaceans and is the author of The Call Goes Out - Messages from the Earth's Cetaceans (Medicine Bear Publishing (207) 374-3831), 

T E L O S and her latest book, Messages From the Hollow Earth. More information about this can be found at:

http://www.diannerobbins.com

 

 

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World Day of Love and Thanks to Water
November 25, 2003

Project of Love and Thanks to Water 

The 25th day of each month the "Project of Love and Thanks to Water" hopes you will join them to Purify All the Water on Earth with Love and Thanks.

Will you join us to say "I love you" and "Thank you" to all the water on Planet Earth and fill it with the highest vibration (HADO) of Love and Thanks that we can possibly experience?

Please join us to send our Love and Thanks to all the water in our physical body that has been sustaining and nurturing our lives on this planet. 70% of our body is made of water. We owe so much our health to the water in our body.

Then, let us send our Love and Thanks to all the water on Planet Earth. 70% of the surface of the Earth is occupied by water. The environment on planet Earth is maintained by the water circulating in various forms. If it had not been for water, life would not have been created on planet Earth.

We have a vision that on this day, our Earth will be filled with beautiful golden/silver light of Love and Thanks that is flowing from the hearts of each and every one of us. Golden/silver light is the highest vibration in the range of visible light, and it will heal and cleanse all the water on earth, be it water of the ocean or that of our own body.

You can join this Project at your home with your family and friends by sending your Love and Thanks to water simultaneously with us.

Water is the most ordinary matter on this planet, but at the same time it is multidimensional and connected deeply with our own consciousness. By sending our Love and Thanks to water, we believe that we cannot only purify the water on this planet but also raise our own collective consciousness towards the peace of world.

We will describe several ways to send Love and Thanks to water for your information. You can follow some of them. Or you can develop your own unique ways.

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Let us tell water our Love and Thanks

Put a glass of water on a table in your kitchen, dining room or private room. Tell the water "I love you" and "Thank you", gently. At the same time, briefly visualize that all the water on Earth is connected with each other. You can do this with your children, family members and friends. Your Love and Thanks will be sent out to all the water on Earth through the water in the glass.

How about imagining the following when you are touching the water coming from the faucet while doing the dishes, washing rice before cooking, or washing your clothes? The vibration of your Love and Thanks is overflowing from your heart through your chest, shoulders, and arms, and going through your palms that are touching the water into the water going out into a drain pipe. Your vibration will go through the flow of water very easily into the drain, into the nearby rivers and finally enter the ocean. The vapor from the ocean will build clouds and then the water will fall down as rains onto various parts of the world. In this way, the vibration of Love and Thanks that has originated from your heart will be transmitted to all over the world through the water network. This is a very easy way, and you can do this every day and every time you use water.

An easier way will be just to tell gently "I love you" and "Thank you" to the water that is flowing out into a drain pipe after it has finished its role. This will surely change the vibration of the water.

It is also very effective to put a "Thank you" sticker to the surface of the faucet. Every time you turn the faucet, it will remind you of the importance to express your gratitude to water.

Or, if you want to do it a little bigger, then you can have a gathering around a pond, a lake, a river or along seashore. Then make a circle, holding hands, and say the same thing as above or more. Remember that the power of prayer is proportionate to the square of the number of people. You can add to this ceremony your own prayers that express your Love and Thanks toward water or Planet Earth.

As the vibration of your Love and Thanks flows from your heart, you may feel your chest getting warmer and warmer. This will be the result of the Law of the Universe "What you give, you will receive". Add visualization to our Love and Thanks

Let us visualize that the vibration of Love and Thanks is transmitting into water as golden/silver light. The whole water of the world is sparkling beautifully. Finally, the whole planet is shining so brilliantly. When filled with the highest vibration of light, everything is healed and harmonized. Let us visualize that the faces of all the people on Earth are filled with a smile.

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Send Love and Thanks to water in some special areas

How about sending our Love and Thanks to the Jordan River, especially at this moment of time (see photo on the right). Along the river, many Israeli and Palestinian people are living. Our prayer of Love and Thanks will raise the vibration of water there. There is no border in the path of flowing water. People on both sides certainly drink the water originating from this river, and their bodies will be filled with the vibration of Love and Thanks that we have been sending. Then, those who have been involved in the war or terrorism will become aware of what they are doing, "Why don't we just abandon weapons and live a peaceful life here together?"

There may be some areas other than the Jordan River where wars and conflicts are still continuing such as the United States and Iraq, India and Pakistan, Afghanistan, nations in Africa and so on. Let us send our Love and Thanks to the water where people are suffering from pain and sorrow. It will change into healing water, and everything and everybody will be filled with a vibration of Love and Harmony.

Those who are participating in war and those who are suffering from war are both ourselves. For all the consciousnesses are connected into one. And it is said that water is a mirror to reflect our own consciousness.

Peace begins from the hearts of each and every one of us. Let us fill up our hearts with the vibration of Love and Thanks. Then visualize that the vibration is overflowing like an unlimited fountain, reaching every part of the globe and healing the whole world.

Effects of our consciousness on water

Our consciousness definitely influences upon water. Especially when we concentrate our consciousness with the same intention, it will have a tremendous power. It is like a laser beam that can reach the surface of the moon.

In the summer of 1999, hundreds of people gathered along the lakeshore of the Lake Biwa, located at the central part of Japan, and prayed for the peace and harmony of universe. After one month, a local newspaper reported that only that summer, there were no complaints from local residents about the foul odor resulting from extraordinary growth of a foreign alga, which they had been experiencing every summer for years.

Such is the power of human consciousness.

Consciousness of each of us changes the world

Consciousness of each of us creates our world, which means we can change the world. When the Earth is filled with the vibration of Love and Thanks, then you will experience a world filled with Love and Thanks.

[Editor's Note: Please read about the Project of Love and Thanks to Water global event by visiting their website at http://www.thank-water.net. Additional contact information is listed below for your convenience. This article was reprinted with permission from Dr. Yasuyuki Nemoto.

Information about Dr. Masaru Emoto's research with water can be found in his books, Messages from Water Volumes 1 and 2 and an excellent interview of him can be found at http://www.spiritofmaat.com/archive/nov1/cwater.htm. The article called "Communicating with Water and Food" also provides some information about Dr. Emoto's work with water. It can be found in the May issue of The Isle Of Light newsletter.  Click on the article or just click on "Archived Newsletter" at the top of this page and follow the links to the Miscellany page of the May 2003 Newsletter.]

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Dr. Yasuyuki NEMOTO, Secretary-General ===================================================== 
PROJECT OF LOVE AND THANKS TO WATER 
East Side Bldg. 1F, 1-1-11 Yanagibashi, 
Taito-ku, Tokyo 111-0052, JAPAN 
TEL: +81-(0)3-3863-0860, FAX: +81-(0)3-3866-5353 
CELL: +81-(0)70-5025-3320, HOME: +81-(0)424-80-7721 
WEB: http://thank-water.net/ 
E-MAIL: mailto:love@thank-water.net ===================================================== 
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WEB: http://www.hado.com (Japanese) 
WEB: http://www.hado.net (English) 
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In Joy and Laughter


Things To Ponder Over

 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
 6. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
 7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
 8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?
12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
14. Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
15. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you
      know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

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[Editor's note: These jokes were reprinted with the permission of Tony Payne of
The Poddy's Directory/The Michiana Director.  For more fun jokes on a great variety of topics, please visit his website at http://www.poddys.com/funnyjokes.htm.]

 

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