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  Volume 1  Issue 8       July 2003 

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Metaphysical Miscellany

Metaphysical Miscellany

Celestial Activities
Moon Phases July and August

Current Solar Data (from NOAA)

Messages From the Movies
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
by Chyrene Pendleton

Healing Habits
Health Benefits of Laughter Therapy

Believe! Imagine! Your way to an Thinner You!
by Kathryn Edler

The Hollow Earth
Books and Other Hollow Earth Sources

The Hollow Earth Circle

Monthly Energy Exercise
The Loop of Divine Love
by Dale Finnila

Spiritual Expressions
Matthew's Message
June 30, 2003

Events
Sheldan Nidle Speaks on "The Great Shift"
July 14, 2003

Create the Life You Want!
Free Seminar 
July 13, 2003 and September 18, 2003

The Group Merkaba of Sound
July 19, 2003

World Day of Love and Thanks to Water
July 25, 2003

Galactic New Year of 12 Manik
July 26, 2003

New Moon Cetacean Meditation
July 29, 2003 
by Chyrene Pendleton

World Angel Day 
September 28, 2003

In Joy and Laughter
Astrological Lightbulb Jokes
by Lee Miller

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Metaphysical Miscellany

Celestial Activities

Moon and Sun Phases

July, 2003

First Quarter - July 7th
Full Moon - July 13th
Last Quarter - July 21st
New Moon - July 29th

Earth is at Aphelion on July 4th

Aphelion is the point in our yearly orbit when we are the farthest from the sun.

August, 2003

First Quarter - August 5th
Full Moon - August 12th
Last Quarter - August 20th
New Moon - August 27th


Current Solar Data (from NOAA)

Current solar data is courtesy of n3kl.org.  For more information on current solar data visit n3kl.org or visit NOAA current weather page Today's Space Weather.

Special thanks to NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) visit their main page at Space Environment Center.

For educational information from NOAA go to http://sec.noaa.gov/info/index.html 
NOAA Space Environment Center Education.

 

Messages From The Movies

 

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 

Release Date: July 2, 2003
Rated R (strong sci-fi violence and action, language, brief nudity)
1 hr.48 Minutes

Directed by:  Jonathan Mostow
Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Kristanna Loken, Claire Danes, David Andrews


Review by Chyrene Pendleton

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,  is the third sequel in the Terminator series and Arnold Schwarzenegger once again plays the character, Terminator T-101. This film is about computers and machines becoming self-aware, with the intent to destroy the human race. There is much action and great special effects throughout the movie -- never a dull moment. The main attraction and appeal is of course, Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose excellent performance helps attract very high box office sales. There is also humor that keeps this film from being just violence. Terminator 3 is not a movie for young children.

Looking at the bigger picture, it seems as if the main intent of this movie was to instill a sense of hopelessness and fear about our not too distant future. Terminator 3 takes place in our current time period and shows global nuclear destruction as inevitable.

As I watched the movie, I noticed I felt absolutely no attachment or connection to it at all. I believe that as people are in their higher frequencies, as many of us now are, movies such as this one has no meaning or influence. It is a third-dimensional film. As we ascend in consciousness, I believe we will all notice ourselves disconnecting from things, places, movies and other forms of entertainment that are tied to 3-D consciousness.

 

Healing Habits

 

Health Benefit Of Laughter Therapy

It is more than three-and-a-half years now since people have been practicing laughter therapy all over India. There is a growing demand for opening laughter clubs at many more places in India and abroad. Everyday, more and more people are joining laughter clubs. Obviously there must be some health benefits, otherwise people would not make the time to participate. Health benefits can be attributed to positive thinking. Faith healing and autosuggestion are achieved when we fortify our subconscious minds every day with a positive input.

Most Important: People suffering from a variety of diseases have benefited in some way or the other. But we don’t claim to have cured long-standing ailments with laughter therapy. Laughter is more of a supplementary and preventive therapy. We are starting clinical research on it very soon. It will take a couple of years before we publish research data on laughter therapy. Based on the interviews of hundreds of people in India and research done all over the world, we have found that laughter has helped many people.

Sense of Well Being: The one benefit everybody gets is a sense of well being. After 15 minutes of laughter in the morning, you will feel fresh throughout the day. There is no medicine like laughter therapy which gives you instant results. You start feeling the freshness straight away. Many people have found that they don’t get irritated over trivial things after starting this therapy. Their approach towards life changes positively.

Depression, anxiety and psychosomatic disorders: The stress and strain of modern life are taking a heavy toll on the human mind. Mind related diseases like anxiety, depression, nervous breakdowns and sleeplessness are on the rise. Laughter has benefited many people who were on heavy tranquilizers and sleeping pills. Now they are getting better sleep and their depression has reduced. People with suicidal tendencies have started living with more hope.

Meditation and Relaxation: Laughter therapy is one of the finest anti-stress measures. It is ideally suited for today’s stress ridden lifestyle. It can be compared to any form of meditation or relaxation. To achieve the desired end through meditation, one has to put in a concerted effort to completely detach oneself, on mental and emotional levels, from one’s own feelings and thought process, as well as from the physical world to prevent distractions. On the other hand, while laughing, we do not have any conscious thought process and all our senses naturally and effortlessly combine in a moment of harmony, to give joy, peace and relaxation. In other types of meditation you need to concentrate a lot to take your mind away from distracting thoughts, which is easier said than done. Therefore, Laughter Therapy is the easiest form of meditation, a form which brings you instant relaxation.

High Blood Pressure and Heart disease: There are a number of causes for high blood pressure and heart disease like heredity, being overweight, smoking and excessive intake of saturated fats. But stress is one of the most important factors. Laughter definitely helps to control blood pressure by reducing the release of stress related hormones and bringing relaxation. In experiments it has been proved that there is a drop of 10-20 mm. pressure after participating for 10 minutes in a laughter session. It does not mean that those who are taking 2-3 tablets for blood pressure everyday will be completely cured. Maybe, you will require 2 tablets if you are taking 3, or borderline high blood pressure patients may not require any medication. It takes years to develop high blood pressure. It cannot be reversed in a few days or a month. But definitely laughter will exercise some control and arrest further progress of the disease. Similarly, if you are at a high risk of developing heart disease, laughter may be the best preventive medicine. Those who are suffering from heart disease and have stabilized on medication will find that laughter therapy improves the blood circulation and oxygen levels to the heart muscles. Those who have had heart attacks or have undergone bypass surgery can also participate in laughter therapy.

Strengthens the Immune System: Our immune system plays a most important role in keeping good health or the development of infections, allergies and cancers. It has been proved by psychoneuroimmunologists that all negative emotions like anxiety, depression or anger weaken the immune system of the body, thereby reducing its fighting capacity against infections. Laughter helps to increase the count of natural killer lymphocytes (a type of white cells) and also raises the antibody levels. Researchers have found more antibodies in the mucous of the nose and respiratory passages after laughter therapy. There are many members of laughter clubs who have noticed that the frequency of common colds, sore throats and chest infections gets reduced.

Natural Pain Killer: Laughter increase the levels of Endorphins in our bodies, which are natural pain killers. It may help in reducing the intensity of pain in those suffering from arthritis, spondylitis and muscular spasms of the body. Many ladies have reported reduced frequency of migraine headaches and tension headaches.

Alleviates Bronchitis and Asthma: Laughter is one of the best exercises for those suffering from asthma and bronchitis. It improves the lung capacity and oxygen levels in the blood. Doctors recommend chest physiotherapy to bring out mucous (phlegm) from the respiratory passages. Blowing forcefully into an instrument and blowing balloons is one of the common exercises given to asthmatics. Laughter therapy does the same job, more easily and cheaply. There are many individuals suffering from asthma and bronchitis who participate in laughter clubs. They have reported reduced frequency of their attacks. Laughter therapy may cause some discomfort if you have severe bronchospasm. There is a small percentage of asthma cases who may get a little aggravation by doing any exercise (exercise induced asthma). Such individuals should consult their doctors before taking up laughter therapy. One of the most common causes for frequent attacks of asthma is infection. Laughter Therapy increases the antibody levels in the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, thereby reducing the frequency of chest infections. It also tones up the normal mucous clearing system of the bronchial tubes. Stress is another factor which can bring on an attack of asthma. By reducing stress, it might improve the prognosis of the disease.

Improves Stamina in Athletes: Since breathing capacity is one of the factors which determines stamina in sports, laughter before any competitive sports activity will increase the relaxation levels and hence, performance. Laughter Therapy can be introduced as a regular exercise in any kind of sports activity.

Internal Jogging: There are plenty of exercises available for your body muscles, but laughing provides a good massage to all internal organs. It enhances their blood supply and increases their efficiency. It has been compared to magic fingers which reach into the interior of the abdomen and massage your organs.

Good for Actors and Singers: Laughter therapy can be very beneficial for singers and actors. Increased lung capacity, exercise of the diaphragm and abdominal muscles will help to gain a better control over speech. It may enhance self confidence and reduce stage fright.

Makes You Look Younger: People do exercise for all the muscles of the body, but there is no regular exercise designed for facial muscles except in Yoga. Laughter is an excellent exercise for your facial muscles. It tones up the muscles of the face and improves facial expressions. When you laugh, your face becomes red due to an increase in blood supply which nourishes the facial skin and makes it glow. Laughing people look more cheerful and attractive. By squeezing the tear glands through laughter, it moistens the eyes adding a little sparkle to them. Laughter exercises the abdominal muscles and helps to improve muscle tone of those with pot bellies.

Snoring: Snoring occurs as a result of lack of tone in the muscles of the soft palate. Laughter therapy is very good for the muscles of the soft palate and throat. Some individuals have reported improvements. We have already started clinical studies on the effects of laughter on snoring.

Interpersonal Relationships: Laughter brings people together and improves interpersonal relationships. All the members of a laughter club meet each other with open minds and they care for each other. You will get a chance to interact with a number of people with a positive frame of mind. Today, members of different laughter clubs are like family members. They know each other well, they share their griefs and sorrows. They share their joyful moments by meeting each other, going out for picnics etc. They organize health workshops, yoga camps and naturopathy seminars from time to time. People from various walks of life come together and greet each other with smiling faces.

Self Confidence Through Laughter: When you are laughing in a group in a public place with your arms up towards the sky, it removes your inhibitions and over a period of time you become a more sociable, unreserved and outgoing person. Admittedly, some people are a bit reluctant to join the laughter group initially, in spite of a strong inclination towards doing so, for fear of appearing absurd to onlookers. However, this a passing phase and the very decision to join a laughter club opens your mind. Gradually, it also adds to your self confidence. It will also help to develop your personality and leadership qualities. In a laughter club, many members are encouraged to conduct the sessions. People who were not able to speak a word in public, often become very good public speakers. The laughter club of Johnson Garden (Mulund) has produced more than thirty anchor persons. With the passage of time, you will observe a transformation in your personality. You develop a more positive attitude towards life. Minor setbacks or irritants in every day life no longer cause a serious disturbance, and you learn to deal with them much more effectively.

[Editor's Note:  This article was reprinted with permission from Dr Aniruddha Malpani, MD Medical Director. Contact Dr. Malpanin at HELP - Health Education Library for People Om Chambers, Kemps Corner Bombay 400 036. India Tel: 91-22-23683334.  Email:  helplib@vsnl.com  Website: www.healthlibrary.com.]

 

Believe! Imagine! Your Way to a Thinner You!

By Kathryn Edler

Have you tried diet after diet with no success? Do you lose weight and then put it right back on? Do you exercise regularly…to no avail? Are you on the weight loss - weight gain roller coaster? How many times have you heard your relatives say, “Oh, it’s in the genes. You can’t do anything about your weight.” If any of these questions describes what is happening to you in your attempt to lose weight, you may need one more ingredient in the “diet recipe” – add the power of your mind to attain your perfect body image, size and weight. With the aid of visual imagery, goal setting and affirmations, you can re-create a new you. Discover the mind/body connection and believe and imagine your way to a thinner you!

For many years hypnosis has been “famous” in assisting people to lose weight. Even after the sessions with the hypnotherapist are over people can continue to use self-hypnosis. Actually, all hypnosis is self-hypnosis. It is simply a matter of learning how to use visual imagery and melt the pounds off. The mind has the power to change the body’s actions and reactions. A new awareness and belief that you can actually control bodily processes and that your cells react to your thoughts is the first step in self -healing. You simply program your brain like you might program your computer and the body follows suit. Of course, I encourage you to also select a well balanced diet and continue exercising in some form. Many doctors that deal with over-weight patients now understand that the most important factor in weight loss is not the diet. What’s more important are the changes that need to take place in behavior, attitude and self-image if the weight is to come off and stay off. A very small percentage of people who lose weight will keep it off after one year. The weight goes back on because the person did not alter the self-image. These people still think of themselves as a fat person and they behave like one. A dieter must act, eat, dress and behave like a thin person.

You may ask, “but how does this all work?” The mind/body cannot distinguish the difference between what is real and what is not real. In other words, it cannot tell the difference between the holograms the brain uses to experience reality and the ones it uses while imagining reality. Both have an awesome effect on the human body. It is so powerful that it can modulate the immune system, heal wounds quickly, melt tumors, override our genetic programming and reshape our bodies. And the great news is that every one of us possesses the ability to influence our health and re-shape our physical form!

In recent years the study of quantum physics has produced a new breed of medical doctors. There is a new thought and attitude, backed up by scientific research, that the power lies within us to transform our bodies. In the 1970’s scientists found new chemicals called neurotransmitters that transmit nerve impulses and act as “communicator molecules.” Therefore, the neurons of the brain can “talk to” all of the body. Depak Chopra explains in his book, “Ageless Body, Timeless Mind,” that neurotransmitters are like runners that go to and from the brain. They tell every organ of our emotions, desires, memories, dreams and intuitions. They can be coded into chemical messages and touch the life of every cell. Wherever a thought goes, these chemicals go, too. Just to think promotes responses throughout the body. Everything that leaves tracks in the mental universe must leave tracks in the physical one also. In the mind/body, information and matter unite. But the information has a longer life span. A cell is memory that built matter around itself, forming a pattern. The thought is the molecule, the molecule the thought. Obese people can diet their whole lives but their weight may not depend primarily on how much and what they eat. These people must take control at a very deep level and work with the subconscious. The brain of a fat person sends signals out for too much food. If they lose weight, it is registered in their brain as a famine and the next time there is food, they will gain the weight back, plus more, as a safety factor if there should be another famine. The brain can change metabolism so that calories are stored as fat instead of being burned up as fuel.

Everyone has the power to make mental images. The images are the thoughts and desires of the goals to be achieved. Impress these on the subconscious mind and visual images are created. Auditory and kinesthetic images are also made. The thought has the power. Everything is the result of the mind in action. The thought comes first, then the response or action follows. The conscious part of the mind deposits information and the subconscious part of the mind uses it, and it uses it to regulate body function and emotion. The brain controls every cell in the body. Some direction must be conveyed to and from the brain, resulting in inaction or action. Change takes place when conscious awareness is reduced and the subconscious is dominant in the moment. One can purposely reduce awareness of the conscious mind by relaxing and using creative imagery. The subconscious accepts everything as true. It only rejects information that is against the natural law of survival or against the client’s moral code. When the subconscious mind creates an image of belief, the conscious mind changes itself to fit that image. Behavior patterns change and there is success. In this state of being, one is focused and directed. The subconscious accepts suggestions and this is recorded in the brain’s memory bank. Accepting the suggestions regarding weight loss, the subconscious mind directs the brain to create these body changes.

Using self-hypnosis on a day to day basis, at least twice a day, will assist you to reprogram your personal computer. You will stick to those foods you wish to eat and avoid those you wish to avoid. Just imagine yourself resisting temptation! The changes WILL take place!

Written and Copyrighted by Kathryn Edler, Discover the mind/body connection! Utilize the power of your mind to obtain your perfect body image and weight. www.hypnokat.com..  Kathryn Edler is an avid seeker and teacher of personal and spiritual growth. She has an education in psychology and certifications in Clinical Hypnotherapy, Hypno-anesthesiology, Medical Hypnotherapy and Past Life Regression, and is a Reiki Practitioner. She is co-creator of CreataVision, Ent., assisting others to deliberately achieve their dreams by living life on purpose with a passion and intentional success. 

 

The Hollow Earth

 

Books and Other Hollow Earth Sources

For those of you who want serious information about the Hollow Earth (it is still considered a theory), I strongly suggest reading great books such as the classic, The Smokey God by Willis George Emerson, The Hollow Earth by Raymond Bernard Ph.D., T E L O S and Messages From the Hollow Earth by Dianne Robbins, and checking out web sites such as http://www.hollowplanets.com and http://www.onelight.com. Free, weekly updates by Sheldan Nidle for the Spiritual Hierarchy and the Galactic Federation can by found at The Planetary Activation Organization and from time to time there will be information about the Inner Earth. Beautiful Inner Earth maps and an intriguing lecture about this topic on CD by Dhyana Markley is in the catalog section of The Isle Of Light website. Also, I wrote an article a couple of years ago called "Dhyana Markley Speaks About the Inner Earth", which can be found on the Planetary Activation Organization web site.

 

The Hollow Earth Circle

Due to some of the misinterpretation of the work that we are presenting here at Onelight.com by those who are more on the outside looking in, as well as for those who are seeking a deeper comprehensive experience of the Hollow Earth journey and the healing energy that is revealed as one goes deeper into the Hollow Earth matrix and returns to their royal self, we have developed the "Hollow Earth Circle".

The Hollow Earth Circle is a method of increasing the awareness of the dimension of real contact with people on the surface and people in the Subterranean Kingdoms of Light. The Hollow Earth Circle invites those who are ready to enter into the mainstream of Inner Earth connectivity. This Circle will assist in removing the inhibitive blocks and fears, encouraging immersion into a river of light activity that is given once one seeks and enters the depths of the planet with the open heart and makes contact with those who reside therein.

The key to the Hollow Earth Circle is the VRIL Generator, it is also the gift that allows us to know that you, the seeker, are serious enough to enter into this flow of meditation on the Inner Earth. All those who have already received the VRIL Generator in the past are accepted members of the Hollow Earth Circle. You will be contacted personally with an invitation.

Set meditation times for the Hollow Earth Circle will be given to the members as will be a monthly update in the form of a newsletter email containing specific Hollow Earth Circle to those members of the Circle.

If you have any questions concerning the Hollow Earth Circle, contact Greg at onelighta@yahoo.com

To join the Hollow Earth Circle and receive the gift of the VRIL Generator go to http://onelight.com/vrilland/ordervg.htm

One Time Membership Fee to the Hollow Earth Circle Life Membership to the Hollow Earth Circle, receive the gift of the VRIL GENERATOR $75.00

peace, Greg

The Hollow Earth List is created by Onelight.com for the further sharing of ideas, concepts, probabilities and enlightening information from resources on the Inner Earth and Hollow Earth now available and being made available to 'surface dwellers; as well as the announcement of Onelight.com updates and coming events. http://onelight.com

 

Monthly Energy Exercise


The Loop Of Divine Love
 
by Dale Finnila

It is very important to practice on a daily basis, the moving of universal subtle energies through your body. To assist you in doing this, each month we will offer a different exercise to practice. You are encouraged to create your own exercises. There is no limit to what you might do. These are just some energy exercises to get you started.

This month’s energy exercise uses directed breathing to form a loop.

Do the breathing exercise to build energy into the heart chakra. After a few minutes, begin to circulate the heart chakra energy. The energy flows out of the heart chakra as you inhale. It is going to flow out of the front of the heart chakra and into the throat chakra. Energy will continue to flow out of the back of the throat chakra into the heart chakra from the back and form a loop. The energy will form a loop as you inhale. As you exhale, the energy will reverse its direction of flow.

You can repeat the exercise (practice breathing in this way for a few minutes) to build Divine energy of love throughout the entire body. You will be flowing heart energy of the pure, pink light, recharging all of the other chakras. The goal is to breathe from the heart chakra into all of the other chakras simultaneously, filling your entire being with Divine love.

 

Spiritual Expressions

 

Matthew's Message
June 30, 2003

MATTHEW: Good morning, Mother! I would like to give you a message from "outer space" about current happenings on Earth.

S: Fine! So this is for sending "to the world," then?

MATTHEW: To everyone who will read and heed, yes. This message comes in response to a mass soul request from Earth for conscious enlightenment of all Earth humankind.

Campaigning in the United States for next year's presidential election is underway in fund-gathering and persuasive speeches, and because that country's leaders are so powerful in determining what happens elsewhere, this is of global, not only national interest. I want to speak about this in context of the whole picture, but please understand that this is not only my view. I am the spokesperson chosen by light beings on Earth and in other worlds who wish to present a truthful overview that goes way beyond any country's leaders, but cannot exclude the significance of US elections because of their global impact.

As the truth is being revealed in areas other than the controlled media, the incumbents are just as deceitful now as they have been in years prior to the election, often referred to as "stolen," that put them in their positions. However, those who are decrying the fraud likely do not understand that that blatant happening served a most important purpose. It brought to the forefront that the "democratic elections" long thought by most of citizens as their having a voice in choosing their highest officials is not what has been happening. It has not been the case almost from the country's beginning that presidential elections reflect the desires of the majority. Actually, not in any country on Earth are the leaders or the governing methods the people's choices; rather, the influence of the dark forces has dictated who will rule and under what system. But the entrenched corruption in the United States, where the presidential administration has and uses the power to manipulate events worldwide, had to be shown with such emphasis that demands for change would occur.

Another aspect of the elections is the single organization where vote tallies in all areas are transmitted for nationwide totaling and sending on to the media reporting centers, whose winner-estimates are aired until the vote-counting ends and the winners are known. Whoever controls that organization has the power to disregard the actual count by any ballot registration method and to announce whatever results they wish. Thus there are two means, one less overt than the other, whereby fraud can dictate the election winners and the powerful people who control both can claim victory and "legally" pursue their goals. Similar unfair but "legal" processes - as well as corruption - pervade state elections too, thus usually producing the party winners of the incumbent administration's choice for Congress. If that fails, pay-offs, threats and other forms of intimidation generally do not.

Do not be discouraged by this, take heart in it! This is evidence that the light is reaching and exposing some of the most deeply entrenched dark control in your world! With the headlines waning on Iraq - by intent of the media controllers, because things are not going there according to the US administration's intent - and politics entering, you will see more truth of this emerging. Those elections systems and winning methods will be replaced by a legitimate and honest selection process when there is sufficient demand for this, and that will come. I shall return to this election topic, but I need now to make two essential points that are inextricably related to it.

The first is, telepathic communication between sources beyond Earth and receivers on the planet is coming to be regarded by many as the certain hope for paradise regained on Earth. The TRUTH coming through IS that! But not all messages are the truth. With the higher frequencies coming in, the opening of these connections is happening daily, and with the rapid and wide dissemination of messages afforded by the Internet, the dark agenda is cashing in on their growing acceptance. Some material claimed as transmitted by spiritual beings actually is composed in offices right there. It mimics enough of the respected channels' information to beguile readers and cleverly disguises its disinformation.

Also, if the word received by authentic channels is not the full story, it is misleading. Some messages are encouraging an end to opposing any happenings seen as "negative" and a focus only on the "positive" you want to manifest. Others state that light and dark are within every soul and recognizing this polarity will permit reconciliation of the extremes without your participation in the acting-out of opposing energy forces. Either these kinds of messages are not coming through altogether correctly or completely or the Earth messengers unwittingly are reaching extraterrestrial sources that deliberately are giving wrong information, because strict adherence to those positions will not bring you enLIGHTenment. Soul-searching for understanding what is unfolding and why embodies ALL of those aspects, not one lifted out of the whole as THE remedy, thereby defining the only proper role for all.

The roles DO differ and all are significant - if you did not have an influential part to play on Earth in this time at hand, you would not be there! As the light and dark battle wages, some soul-level agreement roles are on each side, but the outcome is destined to be a light victory. The more unawareness of this truth, the more prolonged the battle; the faster souls awaken to this truth, the swifter the end of the battle.

Some messages are rosy forecasts that don't present the whole picture. More personal and planetary upheavals are ahead as the negativity is lifted and dispersed or transmuted; more darkness is yet to be revealed. Thus trust that Eden on Earth is coming needs to include this realistic aspect, otherwise it also could be counterproductive to the battle ending more swiftly. Believers may be actively helping to bring to an end to violence and suffering, but when the turnabout is not within their time expectations, their trust may turn to fear and despair, and that would aid the dark agenda.

So we caution you to be evermore discerning about the messages you believe and follow. Connect consciously with your soul, wherein the Whole Truth lies - if the information flows with ease, it is truthful; if you experience a jolting or resistance sensation, it is not. More so than at any other time in the last two millennia, in this time of ever-increasing light, consciousness-soul connections are being made easier.

And as I mentioned, so is telepathic communication, which also is every soul's birthright. Here again caution is needed by you who are recognizing your new connections: Demand that only light sources be permitted to contact you; ask for protection of the Christed light in all your connections. If you are feeling tired or ill or otherwise stressed, do not attempt this communication because your energy level is too low to reach the high vibrations of light beings. Feeling egotistical about your achievement is a certainty that you will reach low-level beings as egoism carries an energy attachment that is incompatible with light, whereas humility and thankfulness have light vibrations.

The next vital point I shall address is that opposing deceit and corruption, and focusing on world peace through love, truth, cooperation, compassion, sharing and justness are NOT mutually exclusive stances. At this juncture in Earth's evolutionary process and souls' karmic fulfillment there is a place - a requirement! - for both sides. There must be opposition to the entrenched darkness as it is revealed and demands for an end to it because the energy generated by the dark activities and intentions and their results is producing huge attachments of negativity. If unopposed, those activities and intentions will increase in forcefulness and scope and create even more of the negativity that is exactly what the light forces are working mightily to relieve on Earth in response to her plea for this lifesaving help. There is equal need for simultaneous focus on the benevolent qualities and conditions you want to manifest for your world.

When the energy of the two approaches - opposition to the darkness and full focus on peace and love reigning - reaches the zenith of polarity, the momentum of each will ease until the swing is barely perceptible back at level, a frequency wherein there is reconciliation of negative and positive, or darkness and light, respectively. However, those two extremes have not yet been reached and achieving that status means that more light will be exposing more darkness. Know that as this energy momentum is playing itself out, it is the healing of Earth and her souls - and you all are there to assist in this!

Those two important points made, I return to the political scene in the United States. Although that government's decisions are the most influential in determining conditions globally, is next year's election pivotal insofar as the environmental health of Earth as so many worldwide are thinking? More accurately said, are "fearing." In one respect, no, it is not, so fear not only is unnecessary, it is a severe deterrent to the light advances. Creating fear is a primary purpose of the steamroller type of legislation bent on furthering ecological destruction.

Earth is physically moving out of third density where her very life has long been tenuous due to wanton destruction by her humankind, and the advanced technology of high light beings will continue to aid in her full restoration. This is certain, but does that relieve you of responsibility to assist? No! This is a tandem effort, and you cannot be idle while your space brothers are working. US citizens have the responsibility to become enlightened about the presidential and congressional candidates and assist those truly committed to the preservation of Earth. This is pivotal to your preservation - it is your soul's commitment to this!

In soul-level decisions prior to birth you chose to be a part of the ongoing monumental planetary changes, and your involvement is instrumental to the success of this process. Part of the aid from high light beings is reinforcement of your conscious awareness and strengthening your spirit as well as to awaken the sleepers among you so they, too, can participate knowledgeably, with spiritual clarity and discernment.

Everything that is unfolding is purposeful, including next year's election in the United States. Not on behalf of Earth, for her evolvement is assured, but on behalf of your OWN spiritual growth, we ask that you consider current political activities as premier opportunities for change away from darkness and into light. We ask that you do this within the understanding that change is a process and not an event, thus holding steadfast to your faith that love-light IS prevailing and its manifestations are apparent to these higher realms. We ask that you be discerning about what you hear from or about candidates so you intuitively know what is true and what is false.

Of all souls on Earth, we ask that you be open to receiving inner guidance, or inspirations, as to your individual roles in this era of unprecedented universal, not only global changes, and to judge none for their roles. This is where each of you is completely in control of your life. Even in the most wretched of circumstances, each of you has the capacity to embrace the knowledge of your Eternal Oneness Within All, to know and feel your independent, inviolate yet inseparable part of God, to act and react in accordance with your soul's chosen experiencing and the Universal Truth your soul knows.

Despite souls' pre-birth choices and knowledge, consciously many of you feel great dismay when you discover that Truth is so far different from what has been taught by religions and science and perhaps most especially by your first teachers, your parents. It is not easy to be uprooted from the very foundation of your beliefs by realizing that "life" is not what you have thought. It is not easy to discover that it is not world events that shape your life, but rather it is your life that shapes world events, both by your soul's choices and your perspective of all your incarnate experiencing. But you chose to experience this discovery, too - this remembering.

It is true that not all of you chose all circumstances encountered due to political tyranny. Rather than create more negativity by prolonging that, many souls have chosen the divine grace offered to leave the planet early with full karmic completion and assist in sending light-love from higher stations.

Many more of you will awaken and consciously connect with your souls' messages that will guide you in alignment with pre-birth agreements. Each individual's revelation is a cause for universal rejoicing! Other souls may not do this, and that is all right. That does not and shall not lessen the love of the high light beings for these souls, who may be of the beings' own civilizations, nor does it lessen the beaming of light to rouse them from their slumber. The desire, of course, is for all of you to awaken spiritually and move into the higher frequencies with Earth. But if not, then there is a placement of energetic registration commensurate with every soul's needs for enlightenment and growth.

All of you, who are so beloved by us in these higher realms, please do not think of life as a complex and mysterious endurance test. Please think of it and LIVE it as simply as it is: Let love be your guide and your purpose and your fulfillment. This is the simple Universal Truth!

[Editor's Note:  This message was reprinted with permission from Suzy Ward, Matthew's mother.]

Please go to www.matthewbooks.com for information about Matthew as well as the Matthew Book series: Matthew, Tell Me About Heaven, Revelations For A New Era, and Illuminations For A New Era.

 

Events

 

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Sheldan Nidle Internet Interview on "The Great Shift"
July 14, 2003

Sheldan Nidle will be interviewed live on the Internet on Monday, July 14th, 2003. Sheldan will be a guest on "The Great Shift", a Netcast hosted by the Reverend Fred Sterling and the Reverend Carol Morishige. The interview will air beginning at 6:05 pm PDT. To link to the site go to http://www.kirael.com.

 

The Group Merkaba of Sound
Saturday, July 19, 2003

The word “merkabah” is ancient Hebrew and comes from the Old Testament when Ezekiel observed a spinning wheel of energy. It means, “chariot”. Students of the Kabbalah have used the term merkabah (spelled many ways in the English language, including merkaba) for many centuries to mean a vehicle with which to travel to the different planes of the divine. I think of this chariot that Ezekiel encountered as an interdimensional field through which we can travel to higher plans of consciousness and through which beings of Light & Love can travel to us.

The most common means of creating a merkaba is through sound enhanced with visualization. After learning various sound techniques and experiencing different manifestations of sonic emanations, this Saturday afternoon, together, we will create a Group Merkaba of Sound. Working with specific frequencies, intervals, vowel sounds, harmonics, colors, intentions, feelings and visualizations, we will consciously create this extraordinary tool for personal and planetary peace and harmony.

In the mid 1990’s, I was guided to work with specific groups to create what I now call a “Merkaba of Sound”. This was what I at first simply called an “interdimensional” field that was crated through the higher level groups I was training. This field was a specific geometric form that was created through a process of precise group sound coupled with visualization. Together, we produced an energy form that could be utilized to travel to different realities or to bring other dimensional energies to the group. After the first one of these interdimensional forms was created, I distinctly heard a voice say: “Congratulations—this is the first time in many a millennia that this manifestation has occurred!”

I had been working intuitively during my initial experiences with the creation of the interdimensional form—no doubt receiving much guidance from Shamael and other celestial beings. What I discovered was that by using sound, color, geometry and intention, we were able to manifest a form that was tangible on the third dimensional level. We were able to feel the energy of this form and some members of the group could even see it. I began to call this interdimensional form the “Merkaba of Sound”. It displayed a unique gravitational field, as well as very interesting time/space aspects. After this form was created, the group moved the form into the skies and into the earth to act as a frequency shifting tool for the planet. Since then, a number of these forms have been created—specifically during the Healing Sounds Intensives.

This form is often seen as being diamond shaped, pulsing in many different directions, and becoming a star tetrahedron, as well as a spiraling double helix. Different people would see it in different forms, but what was true for all was that it manifested as a tool for both personal and planetary acceleration and activation.

We are blessed this year to be able to share this energy with others who will use the Internet as a tool to tune in with us. Together, working with World Puja, we will broadcast out our sound and join with others to amplify and enhance this already extraordinary interdimensional form that we have created—sending it out to the planet for a powerful and important planetary frequency shift.

We thank you in advance for your participation in this global event.

 

World Day of Love and Thanks to Water
Friday, July 25, 2003

Project of Love and Thanks to Water

Let Us Purify All the Water on Earth with Love and Thanks

Will you join us to say "I love you" and "Thank you" to all the water on Planet Earth and fill it with the highest vibration (HADO) of Love and Thanks that we can possibly experience?

Please join us to send our Love and Thanks to all the water in our physical body that has been sustaining and nurturing our lives on this planet. 70% of our body is made of water. We owe so much our health to the water in our body.

Then, let us send our Love and Thanks to all the water on Planet Earth. 70% of the surface of the Earth is occupied by water. The environment on planet Earth is maintained by the water circulating in various forms. If it had not been for water, life would not have been created on planet Earth.

To make this event a global one, we have determined July 25, 2003, as "World Day of Love and Thanks to Water".

We have a vision that on this day, our Earth will be filled with beautiful golden/silver light of Love and Thanks that is flowing from the hearts of each and every one of us. Golden/silver light is the highest vibration in the range of visible light, and it will heal and cleanse all the water on earth, be it water of the ocean or that of our own body.

On July 25, 2003, we are planning to have a worldwide ceremony to send our Love and Thanks to water mainly at the following three sites (at least as of now).

Lake Kinneret (a. k. a. Sea of Galilee), Israel (see photo on the right) Lake Deininger Weiher, Germany Lake Biwa, Japan Sea of Galilee, Israel Lake Deininger Weiher, Germany

We, Masaru Emoto, President of this Project, and Yasuyuki Nemoto, Secretary-General, will visit Israel and hold the ceremony on this day by the Lake Galilee with heartfelt support from Sally Reidman, Director of the Reidman International College of Complementary Medicine.

In Germany, our great friends, Josef Bauer and Konrad Halbig, are preparing a ceremony by Lake Deininger Weiher near Munich.

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We appreciate it if you could attend one of these events. However, you can join this Project at your home with your family and friends by sending your Love and Thanks to water simultaneously with us.

In addition, if you would like to hold your own ceremony at your place on July 25, 2003 or at any other close timing, it would be mostly appreciated. Please tell us detailed information of your ceremony. We will put it on this home page, and ask people who live nearby to attend it.

NOTE) In Germany, we were planning to hold a ceremony by Lake Starnberger. But for a certain situation, our friends decided to do it by Lake Deininger Weiher. More detailed information will be announced on this page soon.

The purpose of this Project is just to dedicate our sincere Love and Thanks together to all the water on this planet.

Water is the most ordinary matter on this planet, but at the same time it is multidimensional and connected deeply with our own consciousness. By sending our Love and Thanks to water, we believe that we cannot only purify the water on this planet but also raise our own collective consciousness towards the peace of world.

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Flyer

We have uploaded a flyer of this Project of Love and Thanks to Water below with the format of Adobe PDF. Those who agree with the purpose of this project, please feel free to download it, print it out, and deliver it to friends and acquaintances of yours. We appreciate it very much.

And if you could tell us about your name and the people/place you sent the flyer to, even after you did it, we appreciate it very much too.

2002-12-10 version

Flyer (English) Front Page 
Flyer (English) Back Page 
Flyer (Japanese) Front Page  
Flyer (Japanese) Back Page

As for the English version, we are grateful to John Steinrock, who has kindly edited my non-native English.

As for the information of the Ceremony of Sending Love and Thanks to Water we are planning to hold next year by the Sea of Galilee, we are going to add to the content of the flyer from time to time, so please download the latest version of the flyer. Thank you.

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Dr. Yasuyuki NEMOTO, Secretary-General ===================================================== 
PROJECT OF LOVE AND THANKS TO WATER 
East Side Bldg. 1F, 1-1-11 Yanagibashi, 
Taito-ku, Tokyo 111-0052, JAPAN 
TEL: +81-(0)3-3863-0860, FAX: +81-(0)3-3866-5353 
CELL: +81-(0)70-5025-3320, HOME: +81-(0)424-80-7721 
WEB: http://thank-water.net/ 
E-MAIL: mailto:love@thank-water.net ===================================================== 
I.H.M. Research Institute 
WEB: http://www.hado.com (Japanese) 
WEB: http://www.hado.net (English) 
E-MAIL: mailto:ynemoto@hado.com  

 

Galactic New Year of 12 Manik
July 26, 2003

 

"July 26th is the starting point of the New Year, the Galactic Haab of 365 solar days.  At dawn on that day, the star Sirius is seen above the Pyramid of the Serpent in Chichen Itza, acting as the divine welcomer of Lord Sun.  This act symbolizes the birth of our galactic culture in the lost lands of Lemuria and the start given by many celestial Beings to the destroyed cultures of Earth after Atlantis' destruction.  July 26th also represents Sirius' encounter with the rising Sun over Mount Haleakala ('the House of the Sun') on Maui.  In this manner, the sacred links between your historical past, present and future are duly noted and graciously acknowledged." [Excerpt from the Galactic Calendar The Year Of 12 Manik by Sheldan Nidle]

The Galactic New Year of 12 Manik begins on Saturday, July 26th.  The intention for this new year is knowledge and to be of service to humanity.  For more information on the Galactic New Year and how to get the new Galactic Calendar, go to http://www.paoweb.com/galcalad.htm at the Planetary Activation Organization.

 

New Moon Cetacean Meditation
for July 29, 2003
by Chyrene Pendleton

The New Moon Cetacean Meditation begins at 6:00 PM your local time on Tuesday, July 29, 2003. The New Moon (and the Full Moon) energy is a powerful one and is always an important time to state and manifest our intentions.

During this global meditation let us join and "dedicate ten (10) minutes to meditate upon the Cetaceans (whales and dolphins), to acknowledge their service to humanity and to Earth, and to send them our love energy so that they can at last feel the connection with their brothers and sisters on land."

Using the galactic calendar, we can focus on the k'in or day during the New Moon Cetacean meditation (and every day) as well as the message for the galactic month, allowing us to flow with Mother Earth and experience galactic time.

On this day of 2 Oc, 3 Pop, 12 Manik (July 29, 2003), the energy is "Challenge"(2) and "Divine Love" (Oc). For this meditation, the direction is North and the musical tone is "D#". Oc is the "White Dog" or "Faithful Lover" and represents "love, devotion and strenght of heart". White represents purification or discernment.

To use this energy of White, after initiating an idea we use discernment to examine what we really believe about it. It is important that our core beliefs are in harmony with what we want so we can manifest it easily.

We can also direct our attention on the energies of Oc as the White Dog. Placing our focus on this energy of Love will assist us in opening our hearts and teach us how to love ourselves as well as others. Loyalty is also the quality of the White Dog that we can incorporate in our lives. Focusing on the energy of Challenge will assist us in questioning and testing the information we receive so we can make the Highest decision as we continue on our journey and as we make our intentions. This is also using the White energy of discernment which is so very important in the times we are living in.

During our meditation we can place our attention on the energies of White, Challenge, Divine Love, this galactic month of Pop and this new galactic year of 12 Manik. Pop is "a time to gather materials for a new creation". The year of 12 Manik focuses on knowledge and service to others, namely to all of humanity.

Also, understand that the Cetaceans are always eager to telepathically communicate with us and we are to connect with them along with our meditation. They assist us in bringing love, joy, inspiration, healing and balance into our lives. They are the caretakers of our planet Earth, protecting the biosphere. We can tune in with the Cetaceans, sending them Love energy and thanking them for their service.

For more detailed information about galactic time and how to use the galactic calendar, you can order the book, "Your First Contact" by Sheldan Nidle, and his beautiful new "Galactic Calendar of the Year 12 Manik (July 26, 2003 - July 25, 2004)" at:

http://www.paoweb.com

Dianne Robbins channels the Cetaceans and is the author of "The Call Goes Out - Messages from the Earth's Cetaceans" (Medicine Bear Publishing (207) 374-3831) , "T E L O S" and her latest book, "Messages From the Hollow Earth". More information about this can be found at the following links:

http://www.onelight.com/ceta/cetaceans.html http://www.onelight.com/mikos/flyerhe.htm

The New Moon is the perfect time to state your intentions clearly to the Universe. The creative energies at this time are exceptionally powerful and it is to your advantage to use it. One way to state your intentions and desires is to make a list of everything you want to see made manifest.

Write the date at the top of a sheet of paper and actually make a list of everything you desire. When you are finished, add the words, "May all these intentions and desires manifest for the Highest good of all" at the top or bottom of your paper. You may also add names of your spirit guides, Ascended Masters or angels to the paper if you wish, for even more power. Do not share this list with anyone and keep it close to you in a private place, such as in your wallet or purse. Read this list each day just before going to sleep and first thing upon awakening. Then forget about it. This is your releasing process. Don't worry if it's working or not, just let it go. The Universe will handle the rest. As your desires manifest, and they will, remember to cross them off of your list. This very powerful exercise can be done on each New or Full Moon.

 

World Angel Day
September 28, 2003

Throughout the world on this day, people will be celebrating the unconditional love expressed through the angels. It is a day of Unity, Light, Joy and Peace, when we come together to recognize the divinity within ourselves. This year we have a program especially designed to help each person individually to recognize his or her soul's desire and how the angelic kingdom can assist us with living and fulfilling our dreams and desires. Rev. Kimberly Marooney, author of the popular Angel Blessing Cards, will be with us to share a special interactive experience with the angels, involving guided meditations, writing and audience participation, where every individual will be connected with their own angel to work with. We feel a very strong resonance with Kimberly's work, and in fact what she has offered to bring to World Angel Day was exactly what we envisioned for this event. What she is going to be presenting she has not presented in this form before, and she is very excited about the opportunity of doing so at this event, as are we.

My lovely wife Tanja, who has worked with angels for years as a healer will be helping us all connect with the Joy of the angels. Her gift is to share the childlike Joy that the angels inspire. It was the original Peace Angels that brought us together last year, and it was always her destiny to be a part of World Angel Day. We spent several weeks together with David, the creator of World Angel Day, and we all shared a deep resonance to cocreating this work around the world.

Last year the Peace Angels came to me to bring a series of messages that inspired Choose Peace Now and the work of the previous World Angel Day event in Boulder. The impact of these messages and the prayer focuses that they shared with us manifested through a global meditation for that event that helped activate a greater Peace in the World. This year the angels will be sharing new messages that will be the inspiration for a new global meditation that will guide the collective power of our compassion for planetary healing.

We have also created this event to be a special musical experience. Lauren Pomerantz who sang at the first Christ Light Festival is returning to be one of our musical hosts throughout the day, to carry us on a musical journey of the soul with her beautiful voice and gift for playing instruments like crystal bowls and guitar at the same time. We have also invited our local favorites Twin Flame the Peaceful Warriors. Last year their music added the silver lining to our event and this year promises to be filled with angelic blessings of Peace for ourselves and the world.

This years World Angel Day event will be held at the beautiful Temple Event Center in downtown Denver. This auditorium is a wonderful mix between a temple, church, and theater with balconies, ornamental ceilings and stained glass windows. We feel that this place is the perfect setting for invoking the energies of the Archangels, whose presence we want to feel and cocreate with on a deep physical level through this event. The ballroom below the auditorium is used weekly for the Dances of Universal Peace, and the circular movement of Peace that takes place there creates an inviting atmosphere in the building which is perfect for our purpose since Peace is the foundation.

Tickets are $70 before July 1st, and $80 after. Students 12 to 18 $40. Children under 12 get in free. Those interested in bringing children should contact us about Angel Camp Day Care. Because we will be out of town for the month of June, we can only accept payment through www.paypal.com Send money to ChoosePeaceNow@aol.com through paypal and please include your name, address, phone number and email with your registration.

We appreciate everyone's help in spreading the word. If we can sell enough tickets early we can afford to advertise in magazines and newspapers and share this amazing opportunity with more people. This year's event will be amazing!

For more info about our presenters visit www.ChoosePeaceNow.org

[Editor's Note: Reprinted with permission from the Michael White who can be reached at choosepeacenow@aol.com

 

In Joy and Laughter

Astrological Light Bulb Jokes
by Lee Miller

 

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

  • None. Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

  • Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash* *pop* *crash*)

How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.

  • None; Tauruses never want to change anything. 

  • One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Two. Plus a portable phone, an internet link, and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs." 

  • Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the lightbulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to. 

  • Two, but they never change it - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done. 

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process. 

  • Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper, too! 

  • None: A Cancerian would worry himself to death with the problem.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out.

  • One: He holds the bulb and the world spins around him. 

  • None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs, they're too busy changing them for everyone else.

  • Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. 

  • Let's see, one to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was purchased, one to decide who's fault it is that the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb....

How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Er, two, or, maybe one. No--on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? 

  • Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark? 

  • Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb, and where it burned out. It might perhaps just take one if it's just an ordinary bulb, or maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new bulb, or.... 

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • None -- they'd rather sit in the dark. 

  • Why do you want to know? Are you a cop? 

  • That information is strictly secret and only shared with the inner members of the hierarchical order.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Look, ask me when I get back from India, OK? 

  • The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got out whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out lightbulb?

  • A whole bunch: You can only keep them in the room long enough for each of them to give the bulb a quarter turn.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs -- unless they're a legitimate business expense. 

  • I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. 

  • None. Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... 

  • A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light into the world. 

  • Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • What lightbulb? 

  • Huh? The light's out? 

  • None: They concern themselves with inner light.

[Editor's Note:  Astrological Light Bulbs by Lee Miller was reprinted with permission from Clark Stillman, General Manager at Access NewAge..  Lee Miller's email address is motive@cyberdrive.net and this joke can be found at http://www.AccessNewAge.com]

 

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